Wow, emoticons--how frightening. Lord knows it's frightening enough to think that somewhere in America you're chipping away the congealed semen from your trackball to surf on over to KSEX and avidly tune in to hear a urinating crackhead and her suitcase pimp's take on life.

You want a straight answer to your question? Here you go: Yes, many people are interested in what Cytherea will have to say: you and the other 44 KSEX listeners.