even money says he doesn't own a phone, maybe pre-paid wireless or something so he can talk to his "boys" in the mall while wearing gold chains bought for 99 dollars at "kay jewelers" or whatever the equivalent is in stupidity
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits