CAOH is to XPT as that little involuntary jolt of electricity your brain sends to your heart telling it to beat...

Today I was sitting in Barnes & Noble enjoying the last of the Pumpkin Spice Lattes...I spotted a young couple, about 21-22 yrs old. Both very attractive, especially the young lady...they were in front of the travel section and had a large book about Italy they were looking through. The girl was playfully slapping the young man's hands, like he had said something naughty...I pictured the young lovers enjoying a vacation in Venice, the young lady's head on her lover's shoulder holding hands as they traveled the canals, a Gondolier with a thin moustache and striped pants smiling contently that he was helping these young lovers bond forever as soul mates, while fat ladies in dark dresses with feet that look like loaves of bread line the canal shores discussing recipe's for canoli...

..and then all of a sudden in my head I see the young man fucking the pretty young lady in the ass in some well lit hotel room, he is spasming in pleasure and she is moaning "ahh oh ahh"...he slowly withdraws his penis from her ass and stares as his splooge oozes out onto the hotel carpet, the blank, bewildered expression on his face indicating this is his first anal creampie/cumfart and he appears disappointed in the spectacle, as if it did not live up to his expectations...