MIckey Avalon and the Dyslexic Speed Readers
"My Dick"

My dick cost a late night fee,
Yo' dick got the HIV.

My dick plays on the double-feature screen
Yo dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Yo' dick look like a little kid's.

My dick roars like the Chargers, the whole team,
Yo' shit look like you fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage fight,
Yo' dick suffers from stage fright.

My dick so hot it's stolen,
Yo' dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pink and big,
Yo' dick stink like shit.

My dick got a deed to do,
Yo' dick need to squeeze it dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Yo' dick look like two fries.

My dick more mass than the Earth,
Yo' dick has that, it needs work

My dick been there done that,
Yo' dick sits there with dunce cap.

My dick VIP,
Yo' shit needs ID.

It's tim that we let let the world know
Dude, ya gotta let your girl go,
DX is the best in the business.
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus.
(3x)