It glittered and it gleamed
for the arriving beauty queen
a ring and a car
now you're the prettiest by far
No party she'd not attend
no invitation she wouldn't send
transfixed by the inner sound
of your promise to be found
"Nothing or no-one will ever
make me let you down"
Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed
Kiss them for me -- if I am delayed
It's divine, oh it's serene
in the fountains pink champagne
someone carving their devotion
in the heart shaped pool of fame
"Nothing or no-one will ever
make me let you down"
Kiss them for me -- I may be delayed
Kiss them for me -- I may find myself delayed
On the road to New Orleans
a spray of stars hit the screen
as the 10th impact shimmered
the forbidden candles beamed






Girl's got lightning
Underneath her skirt
Boys try to touch it
For whatever it's worth
In the morning
She's just gonna be hurt
She wonders is it worth it again tonight

Again tonight
Again tonight
Again tonight





All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Ive got a feeling the party has just begun
All I wanna do is have some fun
I won't tell ya, that your the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

MIckey Avalon and the Dyslexic Speed Readers
"My Dick"

My dick cost a late night fee,
Yo' dick got the HIV.

My dick plays on the double-feature screen
Yo dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Yo' dick look like a little kid's.

My dick roars like the Chargers, the whole team,
Yo' shit look like you fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage fight,
Yo' dick suffers from stage fright.

My dick so hot it's stolen,
Yo' dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pink and big,
Yo' dick stink like shit.

My dick got a deed to do,
Yo' dick need to squeeze it dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Yo' dick look like two fries.

My dick more mass than the Earth,
Yo' dick has that, it needs work

My dick been there done that,
Yo' dick sits there with dunce cap.

My dick VIP,
Yo' shit needs ID.

It's tim that we let let the world know
Dude, ya gotta let your girl go,
DX is the best in the business.
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus.
(3x)