I want to urinate on Kaydence Price in a completely non-sexual way.

I want to abandon Lisa Sparxxx on a deserted island for one week with only a few bottles of water to sustain her. Then I want Smartt kidnapped, deep-fried in chocolate and caramel, shipped to Sparxxx's island and crucified on a upside-down cross near the ocean. If all goes according to plan, a starving, stark-raving-mad Sparxxx and a bevy of seagulls will consume Smartt's sweetened flesh.

I want Taylor Rain to wear a sandwich board that reads "Will fuck anything that's not black" while standing outside a liquor store in Compton.

I want to be Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen.

I want someone to finally explain to me how Gen Padova keeps getting work.

I want Mr. Pete to run face first into a plate glass window. This could potentially improve his freakish appearance and make it easier for all of us to sit through his scenes, not to mention small children will no longer wet themselves in fear when they pass him on the street.

I want an ADT t-shirt.

I want to slide down San Francisco’s Lombard Street on a Wankus-sled.

I want Holly Randall to post a picture of herself wearing only Superman underoos and glasses.

I want video of Monstar diving into the ocean in a desperate attempt to cling onto the Navy vessel that's carrying the love of his life, Eva Angelina, away.

I want Jeff or Tony to reveal at least one Brandon Iron alias currently being used.

I want to be able to forget this Steve Holmes quote: "The oldest women I fucked off camera was 72 and I was in my early twenties."

Way to close out the year strong, Random, and if I could have one wish relating to this board it would also be this:

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I want Jeff or Tony to reveal at least one Brandon Iron alias currently being used.

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shut the board down, we've just seen the reason the internet was invented. guapo just beat out super macho man.

I can't wait to be on Judge Judy with Guapo...guarantee you an all time classic if I am sober, spectacle of a lifetime if I am not...Guapo when we doing that again?

I intend to work the Super macho Man quote in during my dialogue with Judge Judy....

"yes your honor, he was in the porntalk chat the night of the incident in question, I was there too because my Super Spin Punch is Totally Tough ...."

I don't ask for much but if the board wanted to get me a gift for xmas i would LOVE jrv's head molded into a candy dish or peanut bowl.

I just want to save this for posterity

Done

There should be a contest for who can photoshop the best logo onto that shirt...

I screwed this up, but somehow it's even more disturbing this way.

This needs its own thread.

The bruiding/black-eyes didn't come out like I hoped. But close enough

baconpope

You want a different message on the shirt?

Or this...the same tattoo from Janine's left arm...

You could go with an old/new hybrid...

Not to derail but I need to get this in my signature.

Yes.

Oh, Gypsy's way too stupid not to post here again. The essence of a good moron is a total lack of self-awareness. She'll come back claiming to have been in the Bahamas with 12 gorgeous lesbians she met on AOL and we'll continue to slap the shit out of her. It's almost like kicking a puppy, but like WC Fields said, anyone that hates children and small animals can't be all bad.