Here's what I love about Australia:

1. Australian Rules Football. Simply the shit. The only bad parts are the pansy goal referees making those silly signs. Give me Red Cashion growling "Firrrst Doooooown!" any day.

2. www.abbywinters.com (sample)


3. Steve Elkington (pro golfer). That guy is a fucking riot.
Doctor: So Steve, how much do you drink?
Elk: Oh, about a bottle a day.
Doctor: Don't you think you need some help?
Elk: No, I can finish it on my own.

4. How envious would the rest of the world be if your mail went to Surfer's Paradise, NSW?

5. Austrialians are very forgiving. Example: Austrialian rugby player John Hopoate. He gave some guy a shocker on the field in 2000, and only got suspended for 12 weeks....and it was the 5th time he'd done it!