I fucking hate this show. Everything about it sucks, starting from Ray fucking Romano right down to the fact that it is so easy to make the joke "Not Everybody Loves Raymond", a joke which I'm about to make now: I don't like Raymond, I want to fucking gut him.

Everything about this show epitomizes the decay of humanity, and not even the fact that Peter Boyle was in Taxi Driver can give it any kind of saving grace.

The only possible benefit from watching a half hour of this retarded drivel is seeing Patricia Heaton's fake tits, and even that is only because I have a thing for ordinary looking women who play mums in bad American sitcoms.