When did my Pubic Hair become redundant and undesirable? I remember the day back in 1992 when I first shaved my entire cock and nuts. It was after seeing a Vivid Feature (my researchers are still fishing for the exact title) that starred Savannah (now dead.) Everyone’s gonads in that film were shaved…I, being the sexually naïve recent graduate, was influenced by this spectacle and promptly climbed into my bathtub and removed the hair from my private parts. It took me 15 to 20 minutes that first time I shaved myself down there. Since then I have gotten this pain in the ass ritual down to 10 minutes …3 times a week.

Let’s do the math: that’s a half hour every week, which translates to 26 hours a year shaving my nuts. If I spread my earning power out proportionately over a FULL 7 day week, and even dilute it with the 5 hours of sleep sunk cost per day, I figure any typical hour of my time is worth about 180 bucks. Ergo, the time I spend lathering and shaving my penis and scrotum is costing me $4860 per year. This does not include the razors, shaving cream and customized handicap shower seat that I use to facilitate this task (although I do believe I wrote off the shower seat on my last return…) For ease of calculation, I will assume the same cost going back the last 5 years which comes to $24,300…the opportunity cost of pubic hair shaving.

There has been no corresponding upswing in the amount or quality of sex I have had to justify this expense. I've been had....

This has class action potential against the entire adult industry.

It's so funny how almost every guy I know started shaving their genitals after they started working in the adult industry. And I'm not talking about performers-- I'm talking about my assistants, etc. I think men should do at least some trimming-- nobody likes pubic hair in their mouth.