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#134873 - 12/21/05 07:03 PM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Who is this guy? I've never heard of him...after reading all the posts it seems that Ms. Gia Jordan is his harshest critic. Did he contemn her somehow?
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#134874 - 12/21/05 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the english language just died with that post. dead, krisroc. thanks for the effort, you're a fucking retard.
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#134876 - 12/21/05 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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The scorn and derision is accumulating at an admirable pace:
Thred life: 13 hours (approx)
The amazing thing is that when something like this happens, every other activity in the Cage grinds to a halt. It's Monstar's gift to all of us.
i saw this profile awhile back and i just forgot to mention it, until today...but damn. it is a beautiful thing.
merry xmas fuckers.
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#134879 - 12/21/05 10:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Oh no, this guy really exists. I spoke to Aria about this whole situation-- and yes she remembers him from previous conventions, but no she has nothing to do with the Aria Giovanni email address he posted. She also knew nothing about his horseback riding "accident" (which sounds suspiciously a lot like my mom's, who BTW fell off ANOTHER one of her horses today-- nothing serious, just a bruised hand). He of course thanked Aria for his recovery, as if she actually visited him in the emergency room. Funny thing, when he approached my mom at the nursery, he told her he was very good friends with Aria and I. My mom came home and told me that she met one of my "very good friends" and seemed a bit confused as to why I would be so close with such a guy. Though it took my awhile to figure out who the hell she was talking about, when I finally figured it out I almost died laughing thinking that this guy actually thinks he's a GOOD FRIEND of mine. Does speaking to some stranger at a convention for about 2 minutes constitute him as a close friend? If so, thankfully I'm not famous, because I'd have tons of "close friends" that I wasn't aware of.
All in all, that pic of him taking a naked shot of himself with his cell phone is classic. Can we start a thread here with best pics of 2005? That has got to be the first one up.
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#134880 - 12/22/05 12:00 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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the english language just died with that post. dead, krisroc. thanks for the effort, you're a fucking retard.
I actually laughed out loud at this one. For all this time I thought that laughing out loud, or 'LOL'ing, to something read on the internet was just a myth. Thanks, jamesn, for proving it possible. You've given hope to millions.
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#134882 - 12/22/05 01:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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He's so delusional it goes beyond fanboy-itis. It's even beyond the fact that he thinks he's their friend when he goes to these events and gets his rancid Taco Bell/armpit breath within 10ft of a porn star or any girl remotely in the industry who stood in line at the ticket counter for 2 hours just like he did or hell, Pamela Peaks' make-up artist for that matter. As if saying hi to them or posing for a pic constitutes as knowing them.
What brings his delusion to a more frighteningly advanced level is that he thinks he's SIGNING WITH THEM! He actually thinks he's working behind the booth signing for companies!
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#134884 - 12/22/05 05:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Oh, don't worry. Sal isn't going anywhere soon. ADT Watch Guy made one post and is still invoked daily. Sal is destined for XPT mythology.
Yet another shortcut to immortality and lasting fame/infamy...delusional stalking....stalking pornstars.
Sal Mckvey = John Hinckley with a camera phone instead of a gun.
Along with Kyoto, it is people like him that really make me not want to attend or be seen at events like AEE...he literally could impact attendance in a negative way if more people thought about this or noticed him...the principles "guilt by association" and "perception is reality" are impregnable once invoked, and scare self-aware people away ... there is no subtle, non-creepy way to approach a porn chick at a booth and simply say even something innocuous like "Nice to meet you, you're pretty cool" without the risk of winding up in some whack job's "Notre Dame/Rudy-esque" wall shrine/scrap book in southeastern Ohio who was standing 10 feet away behind your peripheral vision and snapped your picture making a cool quick joke with a pornchick. Or god forbid, you wind up on his blog...
Like I said, once people see something in print or written down, no matter how false or outrageous, it automatically germinates and will continue to grow as more people read it more and more often...the power of the written/typed word is truly amazing...
Of course if I ever run into Suze Randall, I'd probably ask her out for tea...that is a stimulating conversation worth just about any risk.
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#134887 - 12/22/05 08:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Oh, don't worry. Sal isn't going anywhere soon. ADT Watch Guy made one post and is still invoked daily. Sal is destined for XPT mythology.
Yet another shortcut to immortality and lasting fame/infamy...delusional stalking....stalking pornstars.
Sal Mckvey = John Hinckley with a camera phone instead of a gun.
Along with Kyoto, it is people like him that really make me not want to attend or be seen at events like AEE...he literally could impact attendance in a negative way if more people thought about this or noticed him...the principles "guilt by association" and "perception is reality" are impregnable once invoked, and scare self-aware people away ... there is no subtle, non-creepy way to approach a porn chick at a booth and simply say even something innocuous like "Nice to meet you, you're pretty cool" without the risk of winding up in some whack job's "Notre Dame/Rudy-esque" wall shrine/scrap book in southeastern Ohio who was standing 10 feet away behind your peripheral vision and snapped your picture making a cool quick joke with a pornchick. Or god forbid, you wind up on his blog...
Like I said, once people see something in print or written down, no matter how false or outrageous, it automatically germinates and will continue to grow as more people read it more and more often...the power of the written/typed word is truly amazing...
Of course if I ever run into Suze Randall, I'd probably ask her out for tea...that is a stimulating conversation worth just about any risk.
instead of writing rambling, dull posts shouldn't you be paying a camgirl 25 dollars to take her top off? I know you can only watch and not jack-off since your penis is limper than a dead cobra.
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#134888 - 12/22/05 08:22 AM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Of course if I ever run into Suze Randall, I'd probably ask her out for tea...that is a stimulating conversation worth just about any risk.
How strange...I've also thought it would be very cool to have a cup of tea with Suze, but that's probably because the Randall residence is no doubt one of the few places in Southern California, if not the entire American continent, where you could possibly get a proper cup of tea. 
Having said that, she's probably a coffee drinker...  !
Anyway, back to Sal: I'm just surprised he didn't claim ownership of any Porn companies that were less obviously not owned by him...would anyone really have given two shits if he'd claimed to own JKP or Leisure Time? Personally, I hope we don't scare him off...this is priceless stuff he's coming out with!
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#134890 - 12/22/05 09:01 AM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#134891 - 12/22/05 09:24 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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You assholes are going to push this chump off the deep end. And when I say assholes I mean it in the nicest possible way, and when I say off the deep end I mean the worst possible way. Am I gonna have to revise my death-list before AVN? Speaking of AVN, my curiosity is piqued as to who among us non-industry regulars in here will be attending. I have many questions, many.
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#134892 - 12/22/05 09:44 AM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Yet another shortcut to immortality and lasting fame/infamy...delusional stalking....stalking pornstars.
Sal Mckvey = John Hinckley with a camera phone instead of a gun.
Along with Kyoto, it is people like him that really make me not want to attend or be seen at events like AEE...he literally could impact attendance in a negative way if more people thought about this or noticed him...the principles "guilt by association" and "perception is reality" are impregnable once invoked, and scare self-aware people away ... there is no subtle, non-creepy way to approach a porn chick at a booth and simply say even something innocuous like "Nice to meet you, you're pretty cool" without the risk of winding up in some whack job's "Notre Dame/Rudy-esque" wall shrine/scrap book in southeastern Ohio who was standing 10 feet away behind your peripheral vision and snapped your picture making a cool quick joke with a pornchick. Or god forbid, you wind up on his blog...
Like I said, once people see something in print or written down, no matter how false or outrageous, it automatically germinates and will continue to grow as more people read it more and more often...the power of the written/typed word is truly amazing...
Of course if I ever run into Suze Randall, I'd probably ask her out for tea...that is a stimulating conversation worth just about any risk.
If you attend AEE, take a Super Soaker loaded with your own piss, start babbling like a retard (just be sure to get in an audible "Firewall"), and blast Sal with your yellow fever.
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#134893 - 12/22/05 10:00 AM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yet another shortcut to immortality and lasting fame/infamy...delusional stalking....stalking pornstars.
Sal Mckvey = John Hinckley with a camera phone instead of a gun.
Along with Kyoto, it is people like him that really make me not want to attend or be seen at events like AEE...he literally could impact attendance in a negative way if more people thought about this or noticed him...the principles "guilt by association" and "perception is reality" are impregnable once invoked, and scare self-aware people away ... there is no subtle, non-creepy way to approach a porn chick at a booth and simply say even something innocuous like "Nice to meet you, you're pretty cool" without the risk of winding up in some whack job's "Notre Dame/Rudy-esque" wall shrine/scrap book in southeastern Ohio who was standing 10 feet away behind your peripheral vision and snapped your picture making a cool quick joke with a pornchick. Or god forbid, you wind up on his blog...
Like I said, once people see something in print or written down, no matter how false or outrageous, it automatically germinates and will continue to grow as more people read it more and more often...the power of the written/typed word is truly amazing...
Of course if I ever run into Suze Randall, I'd probably ask her out for tea...that is a stimulating conversation worth just about any risk.
If you attend AEE, take a Super Soaker loaded with your own piss, start babbling like a retard (just be sure to get in an audible "Firewall"), and blast Sal with your yellow fever.
I was thinking more along the line's of a water/piss balloon tossed as he is hugging Jenna from behind after sneaking up on her while Club Jenna Security eats their mid day gruel, but the super soaker might work if I attach it to my w/chair and say its a prop for a KSEX event/skit I was asked to participate in...
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#134894 - 12/22/05 10:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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You assholes are going to push this chump off the deep end. And when I say assholes I mean it in the nicest possible way, and when I say off the deep end I mean the worst possible way. Am I gonna have to revise my death-list before AVN? Speaking of AVN, my curiosity is piqued as to who among us non-industry regulars in here will be attending. I have many questions, many.
Which chump? Kyoto or the fat beaner? 
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#134895 - 12/22/05 12:35 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Which chump? Kyoto or the fat beaner?
Oh snap! I meant this one. 
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#134896 - 12/22/05 01:35 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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My God, this thread completely blindsided me. There's nothing I can possibly add that hasn't already been said by more articulate people than I.
I would, however, like to declare this "Thread of the Year."
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#134897 - 12/22/05 03:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That's why I gave it 5 stars last night. Welcome back, Random.
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#134899 - 12/22/05 03:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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myspace is the most poorly-disguised data-mining shop since friendster. use it if you're cool with being a number and exploitable. use smartt and call him angie. 
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#134900 - 12/22/05 04:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i mean, the people on myspace are like this man, you might pick up an extra twenty bucks a month joining some friend's list or whatever should you be chico travieso and discipline women with your fists but you'll end up like this man within 2 months of participation.
not everyone's worth the effort to impress them, avoid that place like the hiv. don't run to it like smartt.
you're not teenage girls-you want to bang them though, iphigenia was hairy and ultimately boring and smartt killed the damsel with a knife over her clit being larger than his penis.
this made very little sense and the picture attached is much funnier than it. laugh at it, not me.
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#134901 - 12/22/05 06:23 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Nothing to post, just putting sal and predator up on jeff's servers where I know they will be safe.
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129343-SalPredator.jpg (126 downloads)
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#134902 - 12/22/05 06:24 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Still nothing, just putting a pic of Sal squeezing JJ face out of the picture.
I miss one damn day of this board and I miss this. Shit.
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#134903 - 12/22/05 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Here's a new one with Brian Pumper.
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#134904 - 12/23/05 01:36 AM
The best just got better!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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our boy posted on MySpace: Quote:
Dec 22, 2005 10:29 PM
Subject: Sal mckvey Entertainment Garners 3 AVN Nominations
Body: BURBANK, CA -- Sal Mckvey Productions, a Hi-Def Adult Entertainment Start-up, proudly announces their three AVN Award nominations including "Best New Company," "Best Sex Comedy," and "Best High Definition Production."
Sal mckvey Entertainment, one of the few adult companies that shoots, edits, and delivers High Definition content will unveil its technology laden High Definition DVD's at the 2006 Adult Entertainment Expo in January.
All Mckvey's releases are 2-disc sets, which include a traditional DVD and a Hi-Def DVD.
"We are honored to receive three nominations, including Best New Company, having been in business such a short period of time," states Sal kmckvey's Entertainment's CEO.
For more information please contact Sal mckvey Entertainment. aka FULL OF DARKNESS directly at
818-298-1058
this has got to be a set up. Random? Monkey? Who ever did it...well played.
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#134905 - 12/23/05 01:44 AM
Re: The best just got better!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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C'mon everyone. You just don't understand the stress it is to be a big star like Sal:
Today i had an autograph signing with stacy keibler, wwe superstars, was so bored!. right now i am kinda mad, some asswhole been talking shit.I am cooled down now. Seems that this suppously fan of mine been bugging so much. he Lately sent one last email to wherever and let me know his reasons for posting all that fucked up shit about me on my boards on my space, on my site and sending me emails.. All due to the fact that I did not assist him in getting int the porn industry and #2 because I did not answer a "private message" he sent to me. Now that is 2 very sad reasons to viciously attack someones site. I will assist on these 2 points so we can clear up matters.
POINT 1: me not helping people get in the industry. I would and could. But I get emails everyday about it by guys that simply send me a pic of their dick. That is great you have a huge one. That is nice, but that is not gonna cut it. How can you ask me to get you in the porn industry when i have never fucked with u before? I do not know how long you stroke? I do not know how you perform with 10 men standing round holding cams up to our balls? You kidding me right? That is why I cannot help you and am not willing to risk a full set with a guy that has never done a movie just because he has a big wanger. I will not have a director yelling at my ass and out my shit on the line in a set. I hate guys that fail on set and I hate sometimes working with new guys. So keep it real when asking a porno, specially if am the prince of porn to get you into porn unless we have screwed your ass in the middle of a swinger club then after you have jammed, then I can help you...otherwise than that...don't waste your time with me on that matter. but if u can get it hard quick, contact me....
POINT 2: me not answering private messages that are sent to me ...
I just got these new message boards on myspace and on my site and am still learning it. Not even knowing I had an email box in it, till this mutherfucker slandered me..than I went looking for it and noticed that there were tons of messages in there. I responded to them all immediately. So I was not being a bitch, just had no knowledge that I could get emails there too. I will be answering private messages from now on.
yahoo or any email account i have...My home has 8 computers all over my house, do not expect me to see your instant message when I am in front of the computer. The IM thing may not be on on that exact computer yu see me typing on. So never think I am ignoring you. I just did not get that instant message because it went off on another computer in the house.
I can only say, that I traveled with a laptop just to keep up with emails and boards and my site. Almost got into car accdents..trying to respond quickly for all of you. I have went out of my way to make sure you always were talking to only me. I even do my own tech support so you guys wont get mad.
Now I bought a blackberry to respond even faster...I thought I was talking to everyone, answering and reading all posts. I truly within my heart of all hearts try hard. Shit, I barely sleep to keep up with shit.
I can honestly say that I have walked on on tons of relationships just because of you guys and my site and keeping my shit going, keeping fucked up hours. I have given you my all...what more can I do to please all of you. I know not of any porn star that gives his 100 percent on his fans and does it all himself hands down just to make his fans happy. I am hurt when I get shit like this..wanna cry sometimes...for I wish you all would know how much of me and my privacy and am not able to go to a movie or dinner or be like a normal person just to please all of you. I have given my site and fans all of me.
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#134906 - 12/23/05 03:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Jeff should do us all a favor and issue a press release offering this guy a contract as Bukkake Mop Boy.
Chatsworth, CA, Dec. 23 /DukeFloored newswire/ -- JM Productions (JMP) announced today that it has extended a contract offer to international porn star Sal Mckvey to be JMP's Contract Mop Boy for bukkake shoots.
Tony is far better at this than I. Jeff, you just gotta do it! 
Of course the problem is, what if Sal shows up?
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#134907 - 12/23/05 05:01 AM
Re: The best just got better!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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our boy posted on MySpace:
Quote:
Dec 22, 2005 10:29 PM
Subject: Sal mckvey Entertainment Garners 3 AVN Nominations
Body: BURBANK, CA -- Sal Mckvey Productions, a Hi-Def Adult Entertainment Start-up, proudly announces their three AVN Award nominations including "Best New Company," "Best Sex Comedy," and "Best High Definition Production."
Sal mckvey Entertainment, one of the few adult companies that shoots, edits, and delivers High Definition content will unveil its technology laden High Definition DVD's at the 2006 Adult Entertainment Expo in January.
All Mckvey's releases are 2-disc sets, which include a traditional DVD and a Hi-Def DVD.
"We are honored to receive three nominations, including Best New Company, having been in business such a short period of time," states Sal kmckvey's Entertainment's CEO.
For more information please contact Sal mckvey Entertainment. aka FULL OF DARKNESS directly at
818-298-1058
this has got to be a set up. Random? Monkey? Who ever did it...well played.
There's a part of me which wants to call him on his bullshit by posting a link to the AVN nominations and asking why his name isn't on it, or which films are his...yet there's also a part of me which wants to see this bullshit odyssey continue, because it's cracking me up every time I read it, plus I'm intrigued to see just where it's going to go and how far....
Oh, and a word from the wise to Holly Randall....start shopping for baby clothes and maternity wear, because my spider-sense is telling me your gal pal Aria and 'close personal friend' Sal might just be making a little joint announcement on MySpace soon! 
Of course, the spawn of Sal (Son of Sal is a little too near the knuckle, no?) will be tragically killed in utero during a..uhm..horse-riding accident..yeah..that sounds good...so there won't be an actual baby or anything, and it will happen before she develops a baby bump or anything, but she'll definitely be carrying his child at some point in the very near future. You can bet your house on it...although I'd probably bet Luke's if I were you, just to be on the safe side and all 
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#134912 - 12/23/05 03:12 PM
Re: re: What.The.Fuck?--Get Ready
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I imagine this guy is going to approach me at AVN. I will be the only porn chick without a line of eager fans. I will be guarding Celeste Star, making sure no one touches her inappropiately. And don't mistake me, I've got one hell of a temper. I imagine I will also feel bad for saying all the unfriendly things I have said so far. I really don't like to criticize others, but this Sal guy is just too much. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
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#134913 - 12/23/05 04:37 PM
Re: re: What.The.Fuck?--Get Ready
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Richard Ramirez + 300lbs = Sal Mckvey 'I'll see you at AVN' 
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#134914 - 12/23/05 05:52 PM
Re: re: What.The.Fuck?--Get Ready
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Sal needs electro shock therapy for the next several years, no doubt.
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#134915 - 12/23/05 08:37 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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2cums:
Did I ever tell you how hot your avatar is? I love that pic! Very, VERY sexy.
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#134917 - 12/24/05 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I hate this sal guy, i don't get the fuss. I thought firewall, garfield and sammura was much more entertaining and enjoyable retards of the industry and they actually made it a two way relationship.
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#134918 - 12/24/05 03:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#134919 - 12/25/05 01:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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From his myspace comments- posted Nov 2005 CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Adult Star Sal Mckvey, , " Is in intensive care this afternoon after falling from a horse during a photo shoot in Malibu on Sunday. Mckvey sustained serious injuries, including a skull fracture, according to his mom and friends, & . he is being treated at an undisclosed hospital in the LA county. Lets pray for sal, Once again the porn biz is real sad for what happened to him. Provided by Vivid. Thanks, Aria Giovanni & sal's mom. for more info you can write to us at this site, or at salmckvey@aol.comsalvadormckvey@aol.comor at ariagiovannixxxx@aol.comor at (818)298-1058
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#134920 - 12/26/05 11:25 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
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who is this sal mckvey? is he really talent? god he is fugly.
xo christie lee
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