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#134921 - 12/27/05 07:22 PM
Re: What.The.Fuck?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/05
Posts: 111
Loc: Ireland
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who is this sal mckvey? is he really talent? god he is fugly.
xo christie lee
One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Sal. He was small-time then, just sucking cock, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Sal. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Sal was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Sal looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.
(Sal shoots two Hungarians, then shoots his children and his wife as the last Hungarian watches in surprised horror)
He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Sal Mckvey will get you." But no one ever really believes.
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#134923 - 01/14/06 11:53 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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#134926 - 01/14/06 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if i thought monstar was the type to follow football, i'd make friendly bet on the redskins game where he'd dye his hair platinum blond if he lost and i'd do nothing if i lost. kinda like trading islands for beads, it's an american tradition and i've lots of shiny, modern-things to trade. hell, i'll send you a dvd player for eva angelina's scalp and the land known as "aquinnah" the white men have been encountering difficulty taking from you on martha's vineyard, the injun isn't supposed to have reservations on prime luxury real estate tracts.
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#134927 - 01/14/06 01:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the thing on the seahawk's helmet's a totem pole, it's a win-win situation and the chance to go platinum blond. you know you kinda want to....
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#134928 - 01/20/06 01:02 PM
Re: The best just got better!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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our boy posted on MySpace:
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Dec 22, 2005 10:29 PM
Subject: Sal mckvey Entertainment Garners 3 AVN Nominations
Body: BURBANK, CA -- Sal Mckvey Productions, a Hi-Def Adult Entertainment Start-up, proudly announces their three AVN Award nominations including "Best New Company," "Best Sex Comedy," and "Best High Definition Production."
Sal mckvey Entertainment, one of the few adult companies that shoots, edits, and delivers High Definition content will unveil its technology laden High Definition DVD's at the 2006 Adult Entertainment Expo in January.
All Mckvey's releases are 2-disc sets, which include a traditional DVD and a Hi-Def DVD.
"We are honored to receive three nominations, including Best New Company, having been in business such a short period of time," states Sal kmckvey's Entertainment's CEO.
For more information please contact Sal mckvey Entertainment. aka FULL OF DARKNESS directly at
818-298-1058
Damn! Fat little shit stole our press release almost word for word: http://www.ainews.com/story/9833/
OK, dammit! Copyright infringement is litigious!
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#134929 - 01/20/06 03:14 PM
Re: The best just got better!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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that's hilarious he's just going near-verbatim with other people's press-releases.
it'd be funny to sue him just to flush him out into the open to laugh at, but i'm guessing you could liquify his assets to like 300 bucks and some porn and his unused lithium and risperdal prescriptions whose unuse are responsible for the delusions.
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#134930 - 01/21/06 03:18 AM
Re: The best just got better!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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LITHIUM PLSZZZZZ DADDY! LITHIUM! BABY WANT FUCK! BABY WANT FUCK! PLSZZZ DADDY NOW!  Huh .... yeah yeah ... I'm a drunk putz ... Rock me bitches ... Hoy! 
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#134931 - 01/26/06 12:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Sal MckVey is now FEATURE DANCING!!!!
Rouge Gentlemens Club, located in Van Nuys, Ca.
January 26,27,and28
I thought Tyler Faith was featuring that night. I guess she's got competition.
Tyler Faith at Rouge- January 26, 27, and 28.
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#134932 - 01/26/06 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Tyler's PR (which she posted on Myspace, where Sal the idiot probably got it from)
Quote:
VAN NUYS, CA After a month off the road to finish up her latest video production, Faiths Fantasies for Team Tyler Productions, Inc., C E O and elite adult star, Tyler Faith begins struttin her stuff in Van Nuys this weekend at Rouge Gentlemens Club.
Faith, a popular adult film actress who has been seen in over 200 films, will grace the stages of the former Bobs Classy Lady with two shows on Thursday (26th) and three shows on Friday (27th) and Saturday (28th).
Sal's
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After a month off the road to finish up his latest video production, Oral Obsession 2 for Sal mckvey inc Productions, Inc., C E O and elite adult star, Sal Mckvey begins struttin' his stuff in Van Nuys this weekend at Rouge Gentlemen's Club.
Sal, a new popular adult film actor who has been seen in in 11 films and tons of adult clips, will grace the stages of the former Bob's Classy Lady with two shows on Thursday (26th) and three shows on Friday (27th) and Saturday (28th).
BUT in all fairness he adds:
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" i am happy to be at that club dancing.. i will only be there for one day, not 3 like they are saying.'
I am also going to be making an appearance at the strip club in canoga park.... I will not be dancing, i will be there just meeting fans, and greeting my girls that work there...
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#134934 - 01/26/06 12:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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sal's more attractive than tyler faith. she's a tranny with a peasant-accent.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#134935 - 01/26/06 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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sal's more attractive than tyler faith. she's a tranny with a peasant-accent.
Does that make Wankus a Nacho wannabe?
This kid is living in his own reality, I hope it's nice and sunny in Sal's pornBizarro world.
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#134937 - 01/26/06 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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this fucking fat pig is not puertorrican, dont insult us  LOL!
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#134939 - 01/28/06 08:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I'm loved....  If the CEO of 14 top adult entertainment companies takes the time to wish me a happy birthday... well hell, it don't get better than that. I'm finally recognized as the top of my craft I mean, it's one thing for Janine & Jenna to acknowledge me by name, but a birthday greeting from sal…?? damn.
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#134943 - 02/06/06 04:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Sal's latest...
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#134944 - 02/06/06 04:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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also this one: Quote:
Feb 5, 2006 10:43 PM
Subject:personal appearance on feb 6, 2006, with Nina Hartley...
Nina Hartley & Sal Mckvey Headlines 'Ladies & Lovers Night'
Monday, February 6 from 6pm to 9pm
Barnett Avenue Adult Superstore In San Diego, CA
Porn legend Nina Hartley and Adult Star Sal Mckvey will be the guest of honors in San Diego for Barnett Avenue Adult Superstore's 'Ladies & Lovers Night' Intimate Novelty Showcase, Monday, February 6, from 6pm to 9pm.
The night will feature displays and presentations of adult accessories, but there will also be free champagne, hors d'ouvres, prize and goodies for all.
Admission is free, and you are encouraged to bring a lover.
18 & over ONly!!!!!
Anybody XPT'ers in San Diego?
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#134946 - 02/06/06 01:40 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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This guy just gets better and better.
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#134947 - 02/06/06 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar....i think that is definitely worth a 28 dollar train ride down to SD.....lets do it!
I would say "XPT Field trip," but you know the guy is not going to show.
would be funny for a bunch of us to show up looking for Sal, tho.
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#134949 - 02/25/06 03:14 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I approved our friend Sal as a friend on Myspace and he posted a bulletin about his rockin' life as a big porn star-- I can't resist sharing it with you all. I can only imagine what it must like to be as famous as Sal... (sigh):
Life is back to normal finally. Ok, maybe not normal...but relaxing. All week I didn't do an interview, take a picture, or sign an autograph! I really needed this week to unwind from the tour. Next week it starts back up, so I am enjoying every minute of this week. I haven't been sleeping very well. My house is like grand central Station...we always have someone over working on something. My first day back was the jackhammer out by the pool fixing a leak on the auto filler thingy. It went on from there, LOL. I have been a total couch potato this week..wooohoooooo. Ok, back to the couch I go!
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#134950 - 02/25/06 04:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I approved our friend Sal as a friend on Myspace and he posted a bulletin about his rockin' life as a big porn star-- I can't resist sharing it with you all. I can only imagine what it must like to be as famous as Sal... (sigh):
Life is back to normal finally. Ok, maybe not normal...but relaxing. All week I didn't do an interview, take a picture, or sign an autograph! I really needed this week to unwind from the tour. Next week it starts back up, so I am enjoying every minute of this week. I haven't been sleeping very well. My house is like grand central Station...we always have someone over working on something. My first day back was the jackhammer out by the pool fixing a leak on the auto filler thingy. It went on from there, LOL. I have been a total couch potato this week..wooohoooooo. Ok, back to the couch I go!
This guy is so lucky...really....if he is really that delusional, and believes this about himself, or the very least, 'sorta' believes it (by sorta I mean he can suppress his awareness of reality when he looks in the mirror and instead of seeing a Mexican who has eaten too many Big macs he sees the "Allah of Ejaculations", or whatever the fuck he calls himself....he is lucky.
Think about it...life and all its facets exists and moves inside each person's head...the more vivid your imagintion, the richer your life...
You hear the term "Sex is all in the brain..." its true....thus using Sal's approach and this TRUISM....Da burglar can say, when I watched Keri Sable get piston fucked on the kitchen table by some Redlight District Dick Black Belt, I imagined that was me, so really, I have fucked Keri Sable! YESSSS....I am a GOD! A God of....of the Church of Keri Sable!
I am also as tall as Napoleon Bonaparte....I can imagine myself on his horse at Austerlitz in 1805...ERGO, I am a military Genius who conquered all of Europe (I will even imagine I conquered Britain...) Yeah, this Imagination stuff works great, in fact I think i learned it on Sesame Street years ago when I was 5....of course, I used to 'imagine/fantasize' about fucking Maria before she Married the other token hispanic MALE respresentative figure, whats his name, the guy with the fix it shop with the hook nose....
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#134953 - 02/25/06 09:04 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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LOL, that's a good one Gia. Quote:
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Ok, back to the couch I go!
Holly has just discovered Sal's only accurate dipiction of his life ever.
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#134954 - 02/25/06 09:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Sals a sweetheart and a hell of a performer, cut the guy some slack.
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#134957 - 02/25/06 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Burg, I'm pretty sure now that it was Luis. You're right; Bob's the white guy.
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#134958 - 01/11/07 10:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#134959 - 01/11/07 10:17 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Sal looks goooood.  Is that from this year?
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#134962 - 12/13/07 09:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#134965 - 07/16/08 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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This dude is just...  Love that plaid-on-plaid crime happening on his gut.
he looks more girly now.......Sal and Ryana power bottom wars- coming soon 
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#134967 - 07/16/08 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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XPT's own Sal McVey and CX3
Mon*, you know I still love you for starting this thread. 
I just can't let a photo like that get LIB'ed into oblivion, ergo preserved forever.
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#134968 - 07/16/08 09:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Would CXXX hit it?
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#134970 - 07/16/08 11:25 PM
More Sal Mcvey Gold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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sal in youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr4XxWbc2Zo
lolly pop sal
high society ladies hat sal
lolly pop in my chest sal
my "belly hangs" sal
Brian Pumber's jewelry Sal
Teddy Bear sal
Nipple slip Sal
My ass is bigger than Ryana Knocs's Sal
Sal's official websites (wow!! he own 2 websites!!!)
http://www.sal-mckvey.blinkz.com/
http://www.freewebs.com/salmckvey/index.htm
Sal Biography Mcvey:
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I am Sal Mckvey Also Known as Bobby Jones.. I am an Adult Nude Model, Also a new XXX starlet. I have appeared in counntless Adult Videoclips, & in tons of Photoshoots. Like my friend devyn devine says, we want to prove to the world that you do't have to be a skinny, implanted woman or be a hot guy to make it in this business. I love sex, and meeting people, and I love to have tons of fun.. I love my fans. I am so thankful to you everyday. Without fans, Sal Mckvey is no one. Thanks for checking out myspace profile! I’m really excited to have a place to keep in touch with all the cool people and people i know for a long time... SalMckvey"Bobby Jones" here at my site, thanks for visiting me!!! You guys better come back now, or even just stay for a little while, i have a lot to offer, ill be a good idea if u stick around!!
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LOL. That was so fucking left-field it caressed the face of genius. 
and feel ashamed to be caucasian or for that matter, part of the human race. 
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