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#134821 - 12/21/05 03:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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While voyaging thru myspace I found a profile of the biggest whackjob on the planet. ladies and gentlemen. I present Sal Mckvey. XXX Star.  Introducing the Latin XXX Adult Film Star Sal mckvey. aggressive hot-blooded Puerto Rican xxx star i have hit the adult industry by storm ... Since my arrival on the adult scene i has been making an incredible impact.
i have appeared in countless vdeoclips,and 12 xxx films for such well known companies as Vivid Video and Wicked Pictures & others.
HUH????  My newest poster for avn 2006. XXX ...???? That's a picture from Adultcon.  There are few reputable men's magazines who haven't made sure i've graced the pages of their publications at least once. As Seen On: over hundreds of adult scenes, and dozens of adult movies, and many more movies to come! alos as soon on: Entertainment Tonight20/20Playboy Channel Spice Channel VH-1 HBO Jenny Jones MTV Taxicab Confessions Vegas After Midnight Showgirl Diaries Extreme Radio 107.5 CES Show Gentlemen's Club Expo Internext Expo Adultcon AVN Awards Tom Leykus TV Movies Jerry Springer Howard Stern Cinemax Dr. Susan Block Playboy TV's Naughty Amateur Home Videos BBC Network Hot Network TNN Spice Channel's Naughty Neighbors KSEX Radio Colin Malone Public Access TV Adelphia Channel VH-1's Red Hot Red Carpet E! Channel Can You Be A Porn Star? Discovery Channel MTV's Mad Mad House Vivid's The Women Are Wild Playboy TV's Night Calls Pamela Peaks In The Kitchen?! Pamela Peaks Speaks Jose Luis Sin Censura Show G4TechTV Secretos Good Morning Darra (Australia) Danni's Hard Drive Playboy TV Playboy TV's Night Calls Hotline Time Warner Cable Comcast Cable Hollywood De NocheEndemol UK Las Vegas Uncovered MTV Europe MTV Holland VIVID PENTHOUSE HUSTLER WICKED PIXS TAYLOR WANE.COM PORN-PRINCE.BLINKZ.COM DANNI.COM AND MANY MORE..
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#134822 - 12/21/05 04:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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monstar, we all know that's you with a different haircut. same guy.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#134824 - 12/21/05 05:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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monstar, tell your paleface girlfriend stormy daniels to post here instead of general porn talk. mike meatmaster and pris roam those woods, she'll end up diseases if she stays there long. the cage is semi-smarttfish-free too, the water's swimmable.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#134825 - 12/21/05 07:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar, we all know that's you with a different haircut. same guy.
please. i don't wear camo. that's so 2003. 'sides his eyebrows are lame. he kinda looks like a shaved ewok.
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#134826 - 12/21/05 07:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar, tell your paleface girlfriend stormy daniels to post here instead of general porn talk. mike meatmaster and pris roam those woods, she'll end up diseases if she stays there long. the cage is semi-smarttfish-free too, the water's swimmable.
I would but i have not talked to her much since she began working on her re-make of Xanadu.
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#134829 - 12/21/05 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Okay im in, lure him to the cage, we have found our swami/sammura/firewall replacement. Monster give your brother the call and let him know he has a cage trial contract.
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#134830 - 12/21/05 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Taking the adult world by storm? As what? The parking lot attendent? Please don't let this turd come to my booth at AEE.
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#134831 - 12/21/05 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Here's more. This guy's completely delusional. I love how he says 'a signing we had' whenever he shows up at these events. Like he's signing, too. web page
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#134837 - 12/21/05 10:53 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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He's taking the Valley by storm! Quote:
Hello,
Im salvador mckvey, Adult Film Star, who has appeared in more than 100 scenes, I have now open my new porn company and a new Scort agency.
I am looking for guys and girls to be on my Scort agency,
I am als looking for good looking guys and girls to do Adult movies,
I have work with many adult superstars, one of them is jenna jameson, and others....
you can all reach me @
salvadormckvey@aol.com
fanclubxxxstar@aol.com
www.porn-prince.blinkz.com
or at
(818)298-1058
Thanks
Salvador Mckvey Adult Film Star,
Model, Scort,Dancer, Playmate, Penthouse pet, Multi Contract star..
The name of my company is Salvador mckvey Entertainment, and the name of my scort agency is FULL OF DARKNESS. My company is a multi million empire.
sex, sex and more sex
xoxo
xxx
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hugs,kisses, blowjobs and sex...
sal mckveyxxx
And, of course, the first reply is:
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welcome to the group. your offer sounds very interesting.
Like his penile scabs and face craters, he comes back.
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I was at erotica LA at the danni.com booth and at the romantix booth with belladonna and aria giovanni.
sal mckvey
adult film actor
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#134839 - 12/21/05 11:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Sal was deeply moved by the death of xxx star Chloe Jones. Quote:
Chloe I will miss you so much, I will miss all the times you made me laugh! I love you girl! I will try to be there for you family... R.I.P.
love
Salvadormckvey.
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#134840 - 12/21/05 11:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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OMG! LOL! Bella didn't even sign for anyone at Erotica LA! She was walking around with me part of the time. Like Aria G would waste her time signing at Romantix. Hey buddy, just because stopped some porn chick on her way to the ladies room and she just happened to pass Romantix's booth when your strawberry picking face saw her, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SIGNED WITH HER FOR SOME CRAPPY COMPANY!
Disturbing, but engaging because someone has to take the place of Firewall. Gen, let's use our porn girl superpowers to lure him in. Use your myspace pussy power magic. We must put him in the cage and poke him with sticks. 
GAWD I FUCKING HATE THIS FAG!!!!! He even made me say LOL! I NEVER SAY LOL! He's angering me that much!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#134841 - 12/21/05 11:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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...It's a time tested marketing/propaganda tool at work...if you keep repeating something/publishing something often enough, even outrageous things, eventually enough people will either believe it or not care if it is true or not. I mean, how do you think some people can actually believe there was no Holocaust (or not care?) It is due to enough people saying there was no holocaust...this guy and his blog should be gassed out of existence.
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#134843 - 12/21/05 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's like a low-budget cherub on a Valentine's Day card for serial killers.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#134845 - 12/21/05 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I take it back, he isn't welcome. If you have already told him monstar, just say that the person he was filling in for has returned from a trip from africa earlier then expected, wing it
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#134846 - 12/21/05 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 This is why most of the public/herd think they can be a pornstar, even for a short while. On the plus side, he could get a job as the next Subway Diet Spokesfatfuck... ...what's his name, that guy from florida could probably hook him up. Subway is on the verge of carving out a niche market they never dreamt about in the Connecticut HQ.
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#134848 - 12/21/05 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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leaves of grass
fist his ass
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#134850 - 12/21/05 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Someone other than Gia needs to call him ((818)298-1058). I'd just feel fucking horrible if he kept little pieces of her in his frigidaire after their "encounter."
Looks like a local call for Ryan Knox. Call him Ryan- get Monstar to take some pics and write it up. Rawwwwrrrrr!!!
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#134851 - 12/21/05 12:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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bitch, that's like flashdance, just fatter and hairier. tree-fort.
He's a regular fucking Ansel Adams with that camera phone. I imagine a long day of full-time porn whore stalking can make you sweat.
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#134852 - 12/21/05 12:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'm pretty sure I've met this guy, he frequents the Glamourcon conventions that I've had booths at. And I think he works at our local garden nursery-- he recognized my mom once when she was shopping there.
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#134854 - 12/21/05 12:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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me looking bad.
this is me going doing my daily walk around my house, in calabasas hills, Then i was on my way to the studio to shoot a solo scene
http://salmckveyxxx.blogspot.com/2005/09/me-looking-bad.html
Is Vivid releasing a handjob POV series called Han Solo?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#134861 - 12/21/05 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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me looking bad.
this is me going doing my daily walk around my house, in calabasas hills, Then i was on my way to the studio to shoot a solo scene
http://salmckveyxxx.blogspot.com/2005/09/me-looking-bad.html
Is Vivid releasing a handjob POV series called Han Solo?
No, it's going to be released on the latest porn company he owns, Picassa (guess Google didn't want it anymore). It's part of the porn empire he owns at age 19: Digital Playground, Metro, VCA, Evil Angel, Sineplex, etc.. How long before he makes an untendered LBO offer to Jeff Steward? He could retain Jeff Skilling to close the deal, Jeff is otherwise unoccupied these days.
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#134862 - 12/21/05 01:35 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I'm pretty sure I've met this guy, he frequents the Glamourcon conventions that I've had booths at. And I think he works at our local garden nursery-- he recognized my mom once when she was shopping there.
So he doesn't run a multi-million dollar porn company with your pal Aria? Well, you might want to tell her he jacked her email address:
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CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Adult Star Sal Mckvey, , " Is in intensive care this afternoon after falling from a horse during a photo shoot in Malibu on Sunday.
Mckvey sustained serious injuries, including a skull fracture, according to his mom and friends, & . he is being treated at an undisclosed hospital in the LA county.
Lets pray for sal, Once again the porn biz is real sad for what happened to him.
Provided by Vivid.
Thanks,
Aria Giovanni & sal's mom.
for more info you can write to us at this site, or at
salmckvey@aol.com
salvadormckvey@aol.com
or at
ariagiovannixxxx@aol.com
or at
(818)298-1058
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#134864 - 12/21/05 01:54 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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About Me
Name:
sal mckvey
Location:
Calabasas, California, United States
Hi im adult star salvador mckvey,owner of salvador mckvey entertainment, and full of darknes/digital playground, I am half puerto rican, and half italian,damn thats hot.... son of a porn star, yup,,,
Son of a porn star? Ladies and gentleman we have just found Maged. 
Edited by Saevus Maximus (12/21/05 01:55 PM)
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#134866 - 12/21/05 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Holy crap! The guy's got the audacity to sell his own merch!
http://www.porn-prince.blinkz.com/stories/view/33248.htm
And here's his gift registry where he claims Jesse Jane's been to his house. Honey, not even a room full of Gucci bags would get her over there..
http://www.porn-prince.blinkz.com/registry/
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#134869 - 12/21/05 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yup, that's him at our Glamourcon booth sitting next to Aria. Will someone buy me one of these tshirts for Christmas? I swear I'll wear it.
You have spent too much time with Luke
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