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I approved our friend Sal as a friend on Myspace and he posted a bulletin about his rockin' life as a big porn star-- I can't resist sharing it with you all. I can only imagine what it must like to be as famous as Sal... (sigh):

Life is back to normal finally. Ok, maybe not normal...but relaxing. All week I didn't do an interview, take a picture, or sign an autograph! I really needed this week to unwind from the tour. Next week it starts back up, so I am enjoying every minute of this week. I haven't been sleeping very well. My house is like grand central Station...we always have someone over working on something. My first day back was the jackhammer out by the pool fixing a leak on the auto filler thingy. It went on from there, LOL. I have been a total couch potato this week..wooohoooooo. Ok, back to the couch I go!



This guy is so lucky...really....if he is really that delusional, and believes this about himself, or the very least, 'sorta' believes it (by sorta I mean he can suppress his awareness of reality when he looks in the mirror and instead of seeing a Mexican who has eaten too many Big macs he sees the "Allah of Ejaculations", or whatever the fuck he calls himself....he is lucky.

Think about it...life and all its facets exists and moves inside each person's head...the more vivid your imagintion, the richer your life...

You hear the term "Sex is all in the brain..." its true....thus using Sal's approach and this TRUISM....Da burglar can say, when I watched Keri Sable get piston fucked on the kitchen table by some Redlight District Dick Black Belt, I imagined that was me, so really, I have fucked Keri Sable! YESSSS....I am a GOD! A God of....of the Church of Keri Sable!

I am also as tall as Napoleon Bonaparte....I can imagine myself on his horse at Austerlitz in 1805...ERGO, I am a military Genius who conquered all of Europe (I will even imagine I conquered Britain...) Yeah, this Imagination stuff works great, in fact I think i learned it on Sesame Street years ago when I was 5....of course, I used to 'imagine/fantasize' about fucking Maria before she Married the other token hispanic MALE respresentative figure, whats his name, the guy with the fix it shop with the hook nose....
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