if i thought monstar was the type to follow football, i'd make friendly bet on the redskins game where he'd dye his hair platinum blond if he lost and i'd do nothing if i lost. kinda like trading islands for beads, it's an american tradition and i've lots of shiny, modern-things to trade. hell, i'll send you a dvd player for eva angelina's scalp and the land known as "aquinnah" the white men have been encountering difficulty taking from you on martha's vineyard, the injun isn't supposed to have reservations on prime luxury real estate tracts.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits