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Jeff should do us all a favor and issue a press release offering this guy a contract as Bukkake Mop Boy.

Chatsworth, CA, Dec. 23 /DukeFloored newswire/ -- JM Productions (JMP) announced today that it has extended a contract offer to international porn star Sal Mckvey to be JMP's Contract Mop Boy for bukkake shoots.

Tony is far better at this than I. Jeff, you just gotta do it!

Of course the problem is, what if Sal shows up?



Just don't give him a mop. He seems to be a guy who'd gladly use his tongue..... actually most of the bukkake wankers would probably do this, so he may feel right at home.
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