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He's so delusional it goes beyond fanboy-itis. It's even beyond the fact that he thinks he's their friend when he goes to these events and gets his rancid Taco Bell/armpit breath within 10ft of a porn star or any girl remotely in the industry who stood in line at the ticket counter for 2 hours just like he did or hell, Pamela Peaks' make-up artist for that matter. As if saying hi to them or posing for a pic constitutes as knowing them.

What brings his delusion to a more frighteningly advanced level is that he thinks he's SIGNING WITH THEM! He actually thinks he's working behind the booth signing for companies!




No shit. I wrote to Sandee Westgate to ask her about his claim to be "signing with her" and she found it hilarious that he had basically added his name to her press release. She also found it a bit creepy.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.