He's so delusional it goes beyond fanboy-itis. It's even beyond the fact that he thinks he's their friend when he goes to these events and gets his rancid Taco Bell/armpit breath within 10ft of a porn star or any girl remotely in the industry who stood in line at the ticket counter for 2 hours just like he did or hell, Pamela Peaks' make-up artist for that matter. As if saying hi to them or posing for a pic constitutes as knowing them.

What brings his delusion to a more frighteningly advanced level is that he thinks he's SIGNING WITH THEM! He actually thinks he's working behind the booth signing for companies!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K