My gf wrote me a stupid letter today and i dont understand a thing she wrote
(1)she has a shield around her heart ????
(2) doesnt want to take me down with her
(3) some shit about the niceness wearing off or the niceness
(4)im not her type(ye, after 5 years together)
(5)I could do better than her(course i could im pretty good looking)
(6)something about having a new boyfriend named rich or wanting to go out with rich(obviously, this one is about money :she wants a rich fucker im rich in good looks)
why didnt she just say she is banging some other guy with a bigger honker I could totally accept that
Now can anyone decipther this shit from my crazy blonde ex
*scratches head* maybe i should have said i loved her when she asked me