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#134729 - 12/20/05 06:33 PM Mother Of The Month
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Maged has obessed about it for long enough- and what poster/lurker hasn't thought about it at least once? Yes, the question of how children with whores for mothers survive is perplexing, but rather than wonder about the poor kids- let us give tribute to their promiscuous mothers.
This thread- hopefully- will be a place where we can post our Months favorite mom and reflect on just how lucky their children are. How we must envy them all.


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#134730 - 12/20/05 10:41 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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That's so white trash I love it!
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#134731 - 12/21/05 08:04 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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The kid belongs to the guy.
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#134732 - 12/22/05 07:09 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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The world is completely fucked...latest example as to why. All bets are off, sell the House(s), sell the car(s), sell the kids, I am NOT coming back.

She is Looking right at the kid in that position...whether the kid is hers or not, this does not bode well for the future. What the hell is stopping me now from flying to Reno, "B of A suitcase" in Hand and renting a brothel for a week in a cataclysmic sexual armageddon followed by a well advertised and promoted swan dive off the Stratosphere Tower in Vegas on January 7 at 11:59 pm??

The worst part of this, as I sit and contemplate what that woman could be thinking and what is going through her head at that very instant...I actually feel the beginnings of wood...

What is the most likely thought in this woman's head when this picture was snapped...cast your votes:




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#134733 - 12/22/05 09:34 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
John Floofin Offline
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This just isn't right. Children are innocent.

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#134734 - 12/22/05 10:46 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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I think a lot of you are jumping to conclusions, she could be doing anything, maybe he got his arm stuck down the side of the car like john candy in planes, trains and automobiles and shes just assisting in getting it unstuck and at the exact moment the picture was taken a gust of wind made her skirt lift. Get your minds out of the gutter people.
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#134735 - 12/22/05 05:41 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Pic is shopped. Nuff said.

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#134736 - 12/22/05 06:47 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Fiddlesticks: here is the picture again.




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#134737 - 12/23/05 05:24 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
Eddie Normous Offline
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What the kid is actually thinking:

"I'm actually gonna get Christmas presents this year! Yeah!"

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#134738 - 12/29/05 06:45 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Astrux new car
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#134739 - 12/29/05 08:41 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Looking at the photo again this isn't white trash it's euro trash, see if you can spot why.

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#134740 - 12/29/05 09:10 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Looking at the photo again this isn't white trash it's euro trash, see if you can spot why.





*raises hand enthusiastically*

I know! I know! The position of the steering wheel!

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#134741 - 12/29/05 09:54 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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correct-a-mundo

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#134742 - 12/30/05 05:14 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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correct-a-mundo




Wrong again, stupid bitch. This is from an asian series. HK, to be more precise. And all those pics are shopped. Here´s one more:

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/122805/image.php?pic=asians.jpg

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#134743 - 12/30/05 05:47 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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except those people are white, dipshit. that syphilis is really starting to rot what little brain you had left, away. Also if you look in the upper left hand corner you'll see an air conditioner window unit, in asia they use split air conditioner units not the window type.

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#134744 - 12/30/05 06:10 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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2006 is going to be a fucking awesome year, I can tell....





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#134745 - 12/30/05 11:20 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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except those people are white, dipshit. that syphilis is really starting to rot what little brain you had left, away. Also if you look in the upper left hand corner you'll see an air conditioner window unit, in asia they use split air conditioner units not the window type.




Yeah, right. As if you actually left your trailer home.

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#134746 - 12/30/05 11:29 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Geeez how do you find these kind of pictures?

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#134747 - 12/31/05 02:15 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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If you want to ask Tony Malice to publish my IP from before Xmas eve you'll find that it came from over seas as are all my previous posts from the prior 2 months. Go ahead ask bitch. In fact it's you my lesion covered friend who is so myopic that they can't see past the anti-american brain washing regurgitated from your so called government. Get out every once in a while, quit hiding from the great big world in your little hovel.

PS to answer Genny, he gets them from under his pillow.

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#134748 - 12/31/05 09:38 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Geeez how do you find these kind of pictures?




http://www.entensity.net/

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#134749 - 12/31/05 12:07 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
have2cit Offline
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You gonna ask or what Bitch? I tell you what I'll PM myself if you want.

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#134750 - 12/31/05 12:15 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Many countries drive on the left. In this case, the sign on the fence reveals the location as Australia.
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#134751 - 12/31/05 12:20 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Your right I forgot the Aussies drove on the wrong side too. Oh well at least I know smartt is wrong.

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#134752 - 12/31/05 12:49 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Your right I forgot the Aussies drove on the wrong side too. Oh well at least I know smartt is wrong.




Australia is nearer Asia than Europe, so I´m righter than you.

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#134753 - 12/31/05 03:13 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
have2cit Offline
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No your a child murderer, that makes you wrong no matter what.

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#134754 - 12/31/05 03:59 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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No your a child murderer, that makes you wrong no matter what.




On no, here comes the child murderer rap AGAIN.

It was funny the first 10,000 times. Now it´s just as yawn as an SNL sketch.

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#134755 - 12/31/05 04:08 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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No, it's horrible, it's horrible because it's all true. All those bones buried in your back yard, all the filthy seed you've dropped into their tiny little rectums. Satan has an even more terrible fate planned for you.

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#134756 - 12/31/05 04:08 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Registered: 10/09/04
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Quote:

On no, here comes the child murderer rap AGAIN.

It was funny the first 10,000 times. Now it´s just as yawn as an SNL sketch.




Hate to agree with Smartt, but he has a point here.
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#134757 - 12/31/05 04:20 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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the only point smartt has is the one that resides on the top of his head. the only good that will ever come from him is when he's fertilizing the dirt thats covering him.

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#134758 - 12/31/05 04:33 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Shut up and go back to fucking your sister, yokel.

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#134759 - 12/31/05 04:46 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Have you PM'ed Malice yet? No, I didn't think so, because you know you don't want to be wrong yet again. 3 times in one day, must be XXXPT record.

Have happy new year you jungle savage.

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#134760 - 01/02/06 11:58 AM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Registered: 10/22/05
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except those people are white, dipshit. that syphilis is really starting to rot what little brain you had left, away. Also if you look in the upper left hand corner you'll see an air conditioner window unit, in asia they use split air conditioner units not the window type.





I don't want to nit-pick, but Honkers is a former British colony, so lots of whities.

Also, New Zealand, Australia and probably a number of other countries all drive on the left, steering wheel on the right.

As for air-conditioners, I think they'd probably have both, as we do.


Please don't let this get in the way of a shit-fight, just thought I'd point it out for the sake of accuracy.


EDIT: It helps to not make one look like a complete moron if one reads the entire thread b4 posting.

I'm not sure tfh means its in Australia or not, and there is nothing else in the pic to suggest it is. /EDIT


Edited by Melb_Mat (01/02/06 12:07 PM)
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#134761 - 01/02/06 12:09 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Ivor has already pointed out the fence company who's sign is in the pic is an Aussie one. I think that settles that. In hindsight it's not really about where it is, it's just about smartt being wrong so no harm done.

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#134762 - 01/02/06 12:56 PM Re: Mother Of The Month
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Quote:

Ivor has already pointed out the fence company who's sign is in the pic is an Aussie one. I think that settles that. In hindsight it's not really about where it is, it's just about smartt being wrong so no harm done.




Furremuff.


Carry on.
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#134763 - 01/21/06 07:27 PM Mother Of The Month 2006
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This one is a little ol' school but damn she's a good mom.



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#134764 - 01/22/06 06:21 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Registered: 03/08/05
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Quote:

This one is a little ol' school but damn she's a good mom.





Agreed...Gotta love those Japs!
As long as it's pixalated,it's legal there.
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#134765 - 01/23/06 09:53 AM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
Jeff Steward Offline
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Future mother of the year inductee.

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#134766 - 01/23/06 12:13 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Oh dear lord, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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#134767 - 07/21/06 10:47 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Kid on the right was taking a stroll in the park with his mom when some passerby decided to take some pictures to show his wife proof there are still strong family values in America.





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#134768 - 07/21/06 10:48 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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#134769 - 07/21/06 10:52 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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*Sorry, no pictures, but this mother is definately a contender for the title: Mother of the Year.

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Police said they busted Christie Swing for giving an impromptu show at an Oklahoma City bar.

According to authorities, Swing was dancing nude on a table while her two kids waited in a car in a nearby parking lot.

Police Officer Taylor Shaw reported that he saw the children outside Charlie's Last Stand at almost 1 a.m. The children told the officer their parents were inside the bar.

Shaw said when he went into the bar on May 28, he saw Swing dancing nude on a table and arrested her and bar manager David Jones.

Swing's charged with engaging in an act of lewdness. Jones was busted for allegedly allowing nudity.

The children were released to the custody of their father at the scene.

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#134770 - 07/21/06 10:53 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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There is something strange about this old womans body... of all things, her boobs seem to be still perky but nothing else. And I thought boobs were the first to go LOL

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#134771 - 08/10/06 09:06 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Just another example of fine parenting.



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#134772 - 08/10/06 09:13 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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The good moms are the ones that let their child go to an Elephant Man concert with no supervision.



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#134773 - 08/10/06 09:16 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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#134774 - 08/10/06 10:43 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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BOOYAKASHA BUMBAKLAATS!
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#134775 - 08/11/06 08:13 AM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Unfucking believable.
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#134776 - 08/12/06 02:16 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Mom charged with pimping daughter

MUSKEGON, Mich., Aug. 12 (UPI) -- A Michigan man has been charged with giving his 12-year-old daughter cigarettes and his girlfriend's 14-year-old daughter clothes and body piercing for sex.

The girlfriend faces charges of arranging for her daughter to service the man while she was recovering from cosmetic surgery. She allegedly made the teenager sign a contract.

"I've never seen anything like this before. Parents aren't supposed to do something like this," Calvin Mahan, a police detective in Muskegon Heights, told the Detroit Free Press.

The newspaper did not identify the defendants because doing so would identify the victims.

Investigators say the girlfriend was afraid her boyfriend would leave her if she did not make arrangements for him to be satisfied while she was healing from a tummy tuck.

The man faces life in prison if he is convicted of sex with his daughter. The woman could get a 15-year sentence if she is convicted

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#134777 - 08/12/06 03:32 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Melanie Griffith lighting her 17-yr-old daughter's cigarette.



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#134778 - 08/12/06 06:17 PM Re: Mother Of The Month 2006
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Is that a guy or girl in the back holding the doors closed? Regardless all these children have mothers and thats the thing to remember.



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