Lexxi Taylor has decided to join the Karen people and will be moving to the Thai-Burma border region shortly.

Barrett, let me get this straight. You went straight to Wal-Mart grabbed a suit off the rack(wasn't even on blue-light special). Dropped the coin to get your hair done(highlights and styled so it won't look it was highlighted/styled), but you just couldn't finish off the look with that half-goatee? You get an F for effort, dickwad, next time complete.

(In spanish accent) My name is Ricardo Emilio Julio Raphael Alejandro Riki Edwardo Domingo Chavez Sanchez Gonzalez Lopez Torres Vargas Guzman Ortega and I am here to romance the ladies.