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#134662 - 12/20/05 07:53 AM hell
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you know that's where all of us are going? i check in this morning and at the top of two of the forums rest posts titled "girls pissing in their pants" and "would you let a homeless guy spit in your face for 1000 dollars".

i'm taking the day off to wash the filth off of me with a loofah.
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#134663 - 12/20/05 08:43 AM Re: hell
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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"would you let a homeless guy spit in your face for 1000 dollars".




Alex?
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#134664 - 12/20/05 09:17 AM Re: hell
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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you know that's where all of us are going? i check in this morning and at the top of two of the forums rest posts titled "girls pissing in their pants" and "would you let a homeless guy spit in your face for 1000 dollars".






Theres no place like home.
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#134665 - 12/20/05 09:40 AM Re: hell
TunaCan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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you know that's where all of us are going? i check in this morning and at the top of two of the forums rest posts titled "girls pissing in their pants" and "would you let a homeless guy spit in your face for 1000 dollars".

i'm taking the day off to wash the filth off of me with a loofah.




Yeah, i had the same feeling saturday while rigging my cellphone with a fishing lure so that lexi bardot could jam it up her ass and be able to get it out. I said to myself, "gee, all of that money for catholic and private schools my parents spent and it still won't keep me from burning in hell!"
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#134666 - 12/20/05 09:44 AM Re: hell
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
yah but why miss heaven by an inch?....might as well hit the hell bullseye..
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#134667 - 12/20/05 11:06 AM Re: hell
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
actually, ADT = hell
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#134668 - 12/20/05 01:35 PM Re: hell
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
my fate was sealed when i fed swami his own mother in russian soup.
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#134669 - 12/20/05 04:51 PM Re: hell
princetonpussy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/20/05
Posts: 6
James, our mother weeps beside her broken car. You shame the family with your depravity! Your lack of capitalization tarnishes your Ivy background that you wipe with your ungrateful black ass!

I should smack you with daddy's trophy swordfish. Your girlfriend keeps calling me about some bitch with a big rack. She's a lesbo and I'm on meds talking Darwin rejects off ledges!

Should I let them die and purify the gene pool? But then I lose my $300/hr.

No whey. I'm going out for hot wings!

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#134670 - 12/20/05 04:55 PM Re: hell
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
she pities you. i block you. keep this up, and you'll have ghostshadow stalking you in a week, dyke.
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#134671 - 12/20/05 06:15 PM Re: hell
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I've had my own room in hell reserved long ago.
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#134672 - 12/20/05 07:51 PM Re: hell
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
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she pities you. i block you. keep this up, and you'll have ghostshadow stalking you in a week, dyke.



That is ivy league slut in a new alias, perhaps also pop whore, or even worse, jamesmm, who claimed he went to Tuck, something a good Harvard man would probably never admit to publicly. ghostshadow was too juvenile, Pierce Veritas was too verbose. But this pussbag really likes talking with himself.

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#134673 - 12/20/05 08:02 PM Re: hell
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
What kind of thermos will I need to keep my beer cool?It doesn't have to be ice cold but I just can't enjoy it when it gets tepid.Also is it a dry heat that will properly cure my weed?I just need to know how to pack.
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#134674 - 12/20/05 08:05 PM Re: hell
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

she pities you. i block you. keep this up, and you'll have ghostshadow stalking you in a week, dyke.



That is ivy league slut in a new alias, perhaps also pop whore, or even worse, jamesmm, who claimed he went to Tuck, something a good Harvard man would probably never admit to publicly. ghostshadow was too juvenile, Pierce Veritas was too verbose. But this pussbag really likes talking with himself.





Read princetonpussys posts again. I think she's one of the good guys.

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#134675 - 12/20/05 08:10 PM Re: hell
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I see the title of this thread and all I can think of is "Hell, hell is for Children."

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#134676 - 12/20/05 08:36 PM Re: hell
princetonpussy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/20/05
Posts: 6
I'm hotter and more demented than any of these pussybags.
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That is ivy league slut in a new alias, perhaps also pop whore, or even worse, jamesmm, who claimed he went to Tuck, something a good Harvard man would probably never admit to publicly. ghostshadow was too juvenile, Pierce Veritas was too verbose. But this pussbag really likes talking with himself.




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#134677 - 12/20/05 08:41 PM Re: hell
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
You'll be right at home, then!

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#134678 - 12/20/05 09:11 PM Re: hell
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

I'm hotter and more demented than any of these pussybags.





It's gotta be PopWhore. All fat chicks think they're hot.
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#134679 - 12/20/05 09:16 PM Re: hell
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
malice, i love you honey. your gut's wrong, back away and let her go after the inferior lesbians.
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#134680 - 12/20/05 09:53 PM Re: hell
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
God this is beautiful. One week ago this little maggotette was prancing her ten gallon ass all over the board Xing and Oing and cooing through 900 posts of fucking nothing and absorbing the negative energy of this place in a demented effort to make myspace friends to show faux concern the next time she cuts herself.

Tough, my ass! One simple question--"who the fuck are you?"--and she's kooking out and rambling on about her IQ score. She can't post in the cage without it turning around on her, everything comes down to a chick in a basement apartment in the Bronx with 17 windows open on XPT, palms sweaty and smelling of Frito Lay products as she vigorously tries to keep up that virgin weekend lesbian façade.

I'd put a bounty on her to get her pelt on my wall but I'm pretty damn sure that a few thousand square feet of condo space isn't big enough.
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#134681 - 12/20/05 10:27 PM Re: hell
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
its popwhore....or brandon irons
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#134682 - 12/21/05 05:37 AM Re: hell
princetonpussy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/20/05
Posts: 6
I thought sharks could smell new blood in their waters.

Blood, blood like the children's running down Smartt's face!

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