XXX Porn Talk Signs Up 3000th Member
The once rogue porn forum has firmly established itself as industry staple.

Chatsworth, CA – XXX Porn Talk (XPT) is pleased to announce that it has recently signed up its 3,000th member. The popular porn message forum was established nearly three years ago as a place for porn insiders (talent, directors, producers, and the like) to interact with fans in a nearly uncensored environment. While this level of freedom was feared by some, and resented by others, to many XPT was a welcomed alternative to other, much more heavily censored and excessively moderated message boards.

In the years since its founding XPT has been enlisting an ever increasing legion of posters as well as a vast number of “lurkers” who have yet to muster enough courage to sign up. “We give our posters a really unprecedented amount of freedom to post their opinions about the porn industry, our products, and the people involved in the masturbatory arts,” explains forum administrator Tony Malice, “For me this has meant more than a few angry phone calls and death threats.”

Since it’s inception XPT has welcomed members of the adult talent pool to join the site to connect with their fans and as a means of promoting their genital services to production companies. Active members on the site past and present have included Ashley Blue, Melissa Lauren, Jenna Jameson, Hillary Scott, Sierra Sinn, Isabel Ice, Hannah Harper, Hailey Young, Leah Luv, forum moderators Gen Padova and Gia Jordan, Brandon Iron, as well as other male talent too worthless to name here. “I’ll never forget the day that Jenna Jameson called me an asshole and quit posting on the board,” explains a reflective Tony Malice, “It’s a moment I will tell my grandkids about.”

It should be noted that at the time of this press release, XPT officially has 3,022 members, 3,000 of whom are actual members, and 22 of whom are fake aliases created by Brandon Iron to promote A Good Source of Iron #5. While XPT encourages directors to promote their movies and users to post their reviews, the site attempts to adhere to the rules of common decency and decorum and does frown upon directors reviewing their own titles.

Over the years XPT has been involved in its fair share of controversy, and postings from the site are frequently lifted from and quoted on other popular industry gossip sites. The Monkey Cage, moderated by the both feared and venerated gossip monger Smelly Monkey, has been the source of several such stories, including the reporting of the death of patient zero, Marc Wallace, who unfortunately turned out not to be dead.

Internet radio show host and frequent visitor to several Van Nuys based eyebrow waxing facilities Wankus is a frequent target of barbs from XPT posters. “Those guys over there really hate me,” complains Wankus, “I should probably just kill myself, but instead I just shoot them my best ‘blue steel’ and take my mind off of it by tricking a naïve newbie porn girl into blowing me on my radio show for fake publicity.”

The management, staff, and moderators of XXX Porn Talk would like to thank all of the fans and industry insiders who contribute to, and read the site day in and day out. Without their input and support porn gossip addicts and smut mongers would be forced to read other much more boring sites moderated by politically correct power hungry control freaks. What a sad day that would be. Read, join, and contribute to the site today at http://www.xxxporntalk.com/.

Who writes these things? Is it you Tony? Did the 3000th member get anything? Maybe free access to XXXPORNTALK ?

Not one mention of Jeff Mike? I'd be pissed.

So where is this press release going to be published?

Jenna is going to be thrilled her name was used. Pissing her off is a lot more fun than most porn chicks.

Jenna rocked when she was here. And without Hurricane Jameson, we never would have been exposed to Firewall, who became the greatest XPT cult hero since the demise of Garfield and mysterious disappearance of ADT Watch Guy.

Congrats! Well deserved. I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

Holiday Hugz,

Izzy

AVN ran it, but cut off everything about Smelly Monkey and patient zero.

{cue Triumph] AVN...you're a poooosy!

This board will not be complete until this thing starts posting here

Tony posted the press release on that other board and they zapped it.I wonder why?

You were told? What's up w/ that?

No biggie, just a confirmation of the obvious.

Nah, I'm not a mod over there.

Sometimes I just go where the current takes me.

And I'm pretty sure Jeff's message is passing through the jungle drum network now- if you listen carefully you can hear it.

It was up yesterday afternoon. Drew even replied with something to the effect of "Yes, we know this is here. Please stop emailing us."

A few hours later it was gone. It had to be Steph. Drew wouldn't bother acknowledging the press release if he had any intentions of getting rid of it.

10 months later and we're well past 5000.

not really all that impressive when about 100(give or take) of those were PAHF alternate ids from last month.