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Jenna rocked when she was here. And without Hurricane Jameson, we never would have been exposed to Firewall, who became the greatest XPT cult hero since the demise of Garfield and mysterious disappearance of ADT Watch Guy.



Agreed, although honestly Arab, when he showed up and his pricelessly pathetic pics started floating around, it was then that I decided to out myself as a crippled fucker, because my narcissistic pride said "damn, I am not anywhere near as fucked up as this guy and look! He has Brianna Banks buying him drinks..." I was weak...yes, very weak. Find it in your heart to forgive me and I will follow thru on my sacred mission towards the KSEX booth next month....

Thanks to Firewall, Irish Midget, and that little black midget with the 8 inch prick who gives Bishop nightmares, XPT has indeed become the equivalent of the Jerry Lewis MD Foundation for people fucked at birth who want to actually fuck...
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