Dear Rob, Lowdown, Gen, and Mr. WankerWang-ChicoTraviesco-KhanTusion-andwhateveraliascomesnext-

Gen makes a good point.

Life is not safe.

I'll have to agree with that. It isn't. Rob also made that point, in saying that even if you told most new performers the risks, they wouldn't care anyway. Chico-Wanker-Khan made the point that many of my posts harp on the same things. He's correct too.

The only point I fervently disagree with is the gentleman who suggested tying me down as Rob and his wife pissed down my wife's throat.

Gosh, that just seems rude, not to allow me to participate.
How unfriendly.

So here's my response to all these lovely points:

Yes, most girls probably would be too fucked up to care if you sat them down, and attempted to scare the crap out of them by telling them what could happen to them if they decide to go into Porn. We aren't talking about people who are already in the business, Rob, we're talking about the 'fresh off the bus' girls who just put their pencils down a month ago.

I think you have a DUTY, if you are KNOWLEDGABLE, and have EXPERIENCE, to PROTECT the WEAK and STUPID.

If you tell them, if you test them, if you make an ATTEMPT to protect these fresh KIDS from disaster, in my book, that makes you a good person.

On the other hand, if you get them to give you a blow job in your office, offer them a line of speed or coke, tell them you'll give them a 'whopping' $1,500 for a 'DP', and send them to AIM so they can get their 'clean test result' without informing them that a PCR/DNA test is ONLY an AIDS/HIV test...

Well then, I'd say you've got some real issues.

As for Gen's comments about my wife and I...

Darling...are we ever going to resolve this?

We all know you're in love with me.

Why don't we get a big Vegas style boxing ring, put you and me and my wife in it, and let the fur fly.

We could sell out the cheap seats, ya know.

I'd put $200 on us wearing you out first.

It could be a 'fuck to the death' battle.

Of course, participation is limited to those who are actually able to pass a Full Panel Test.

Odds are only my wife and I could do that...

As for Chico-Wanker-Khan...

Why not try a new alias?

How about 'Really Short Asian Guy With Nasty Temper'?

I hear the crowd applauding.

As for Rob's comments...

I see you have a sense of humor.

Yes, it sure would be funny if you went to AIM with a case of 'The Outsider'. You made me laugh so hard I shot water out my nose, Rob. Thank you.

I think some of you on this board are just pissed at me because I got my way, and got the girl I'm crazy about to tell all of you 'no thanks'.

You all thought I was making it all up, which is rather funny, in hindsight.

Sorry I cost you all money, but hey, none of you told her the Truth.

I think most of this anger may be sore loser syndrome.

If you'd been honest with her upfront, she might still be working with you folks. Instead, you ended up confirming ALL OF THE STUFF I HAVE SAID HERE.

Now I'm not speculating.

Now I have PROOF.

There's a lot of people who read this board who aren't in Porn.

Let me tell you this...

There is two sides to this Porn story.

These people are telling you one side- how wonderful it all is- and I'm telling you both sides.

Luke Ford is, too.

Please remember this, dear newbies to Porn-

These people are selling products.

To sell the products, they battle to keep the Porn Myth Image from being tainted more than it is.

None of you out there in Idaho or Iowa or Nebraska want to know that those girls you're whacking off to got Herpes, or Gonnorea while making that wonderful work of art on your screen. They also don't want you to know that at the release party she went to, the owner of the company and the director of the video gave her her first lines of speed and coke in the back of some ugly 50 year old guy's car. It tends to make you uncomfortable.

What really makes them mad is that I'm here to point it out, and harp on it.

I'll say it again...

I have no problem with Porn at all.

I just hate the way it's made.

However, I am glad that Gen loves me.

It helps me sleep at night.

The Outsider