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WOW Bishop, you may be actually smarter than I gave your ugly ass credit for, but then I saw the spelling and grammatical errors and said I was correct on my first account.
But you are given points for you being right, I am SO fat that when I wipe my ass after shitting out all the food I have been consuming all day, I actually pull the muscles in my shoulder. I have to admit, that really does hurt my shoulder and right arm. But I can't leave the shit just sitting there being fermented to become crusty and caked on, so I have to make at least an attempt to wipe it away.
Happy Holidays to all of your fathers.

gypsie I assure you there is no way I'm smarter than you give me credit for.Let's make up now.Book me for a private and I promise to rub your shoulders while you shit or whatever,and ummm,eerrr,uhh clean the toilet,and oh yeah!I'll keep pulling back rolls of fat till I find someplace to penetrate and give your O.M.G.s an entirely different meaning .... Come on I need you to like me!Plus I am affordable
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo