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#134524 - 12/19/05 06:06 AM
Top Ten Things I'd Fuck B4 Gypsy or Holliday Greet
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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10)Merry Christmas 9)A Brazilian Tranny 8)Bridgett The Midget 7)A troll,hobbit,gypsy's mother or any other truly jacked up fictional character 6)Happy Hanukah 5)Captain Crunch 4)The exhaust pipes of jeff's lambo after a blitz down the 101 3)A feral cat 2)My probation officer 1)A tangle of live electrical cables   
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#134525 - 12/19/05 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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happy holidays to all.
goodwill to all men.
except smartt, i jerked off to the thought of a transvestite prostitute shoving a knitting-needle up the tip of his penis then shooting him for screaming.
then shoving an apple in his mouth and cooking him for their holiday roast like the swine smartt is.
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#134527 - 12/19/05 06:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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My greatest fear is that smartt will get really drunk and accidentally take home a real woman and pass his jacked up code to the next generation. It has been said by many but bears repeating." I weep for the future."
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#134530 - 12/19/05 11:10 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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For those scoring at home, that's 20 posts of not caring. (Cage)   (Box Elder Face)
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#134531 - 12/19/05 04:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Bishop is the funniest guy on XPT, probably stemming from the fact he doesn't post too often. Rock on, cobber.
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#134532 - 12/20/05 12:18 AM
Gypsie You Stupid Whore!!!!
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Bishop's pimp hand is as strong and true as ever! Good to see you again, chico.
No sir,the pleasure is returning to find the likes of you here-holding it down.Without proper policing(I know I didn't just type that...)this place could turn into adt whilst I'm out fucking the epidermis off of my dick.
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It's okay Bishop, I know you got pissed, because I said the following :
I totally agree with you. And OMG Bishop being more attractive than him is totally insane, have you guys seen Bishop???
It's okay, it's all good.
XOXOXOXOX
No gypsie its not all good(to put it mildly)I am as concerned with you finding me attractive as I am with firewall kicking my ass over a handicapped parking space,especially since I know that based on the amount of time that you spend at the keyboard that you are fat...
not just curvy(which I find attractive)or even plump(depends on what I have been drinking and who's witnessing)but the kind of morbidly obeesed that smells because there isn't enough water in a normal tub to properly bathe you,and that even if I were drunk enough and you were 180lbs lighter that if I fucked you ,it would kill you either by a coronary or perhaps you would choke on a porkchop you were saving in your unhingeable jaw for consumption later. Either way being found with your beached corpse would surely violate my probation,So no that's not it....I'm cool on that.
The PROBLEM,(here is where you will want to duck so it can go over your head)((watch your chins!))THE PROBLEM, IS YOUR 900 OR SO POSTS TO THE EFFECT OF "OMG THAT IS SO TRUE,LOVE ME,THINK I AM SEXY WHILE I POST ON SEXUAL TOPICS OF WHICH I HAVE NO FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE WHILE I RUB ONE OUT WITH THIS CHEESE GRATER"make me hope that the one thing that you have in common with that cute lil avatar is that you also have a whip and use it to practice auto-erotic-asphyxia(alone of course)but that you are not so fat that they have to knock down a wall to get you out when they find you as blue and bloated as Elvis with that whip around your neck and that cheese grater between your thighs?Cause that would be sad 
Nothing personal,Bishop 
P.S.I have missed you guys but the past month or so has been hectic (buying a car to replace the one that got stolen,and then having to replace the replacement)Christmas toys arent getting any cheaper and with me between directing projects right now,I am grateful for the scenes that have kept me hopping as of late,(and the privates that my son has me pimped-I mean booked for on the blue-haired circut(them old ladies wear a nigga out!)The fact that my absence coincided with the most recent restructuring was merely a co-inky-dink 
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#134533 - 12/20/05 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Its nature's way for one to get peeled off from the herd now and again, but it's tragic and disturbing every time it happens.
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#134536 - 12/20/05 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Holy shit, what a way to comeback to the board. Quote:
For those scoring at home, that's 20 posts of not caring.
(Cage) (Box Elder Face)
LOL. Did you see her picture? It was smartt with pigtails.
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No sir,the pleasure is returning to find the likes of you here-holding it down.Without proper policing(I know I didn't just type that...)this place could turn into adt whilst I'm out fucking the epidermis off of my dick.
it does when the regs take breaks, thats when snake in the grass jrv tries to turn xpt into adt on the orders of steph who he works for.
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No gypsie its not all good(to put it mildly)I am as concerned with you finding me attractive as I am with firewall kicking my ass over a handicapped parking space,especially since I know that based on the amount of time that you spend at the keyboard that you are fat...
not just curvy(which I find attractive)or even plump(depends on what I have been drinking and who's witnessing)but the kind of morbidly obeesed that smells because there isn't enough water in a normal tub to properly bathe you,and that even if I were drunk enough and you were 180lbs lighter that if I fucked you ,it would kill you either by a coronary or perhaps you would choke on a porkchop you were saving in your unhingeable jaw for consumption later. Either way being found with your beached corpse would surely violate my probation,So no that's not it....I'm cool on that.
The PROBLEM,(here is where you will want to duck so it can go over your head)((watch your chins!))THE PROBLEM, IS YOUR 900 OR SO POSTS TO THE EFFECT OF "OMG THAT IS SO TRUE,LOVE ME,THINK I AM SEXY WHILE I POST ON SEXUAL TOPICS OF WHICH I HAVE NO FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE WHILE I RUB ONE OUT WITH THIS CHEESE GRATER"make me hope that the one thing that you have in common with that cute lil avatar is that you also have a whip and use it to practice auto-erotic-asphyxia(alone of course)but that you are not so fat that they have to knock down a wall to get you out when they find you as blue and bloated as Elvis with that whip around your neck and that cheese grater between your thighs?Cause that would be sad
Nothing personal,Bishop
P.S.I have missed you guys but the past month or so has been hectic (buying a car to replace the one that got stolen,and then having to replace the replacement)Christmas toys arent getting any cheaper and with me between directing projects right now,I am grateful for the scenes that have kept me hopping as of late,(and the privates that my son has me pimped-I mean booked for on the blue-haired circut(them old ladies wear a nigga out!)The fact that my absence coincided with the most recent restructuring was merely a co-inky-dink
Game, set and match bishop, Gyspy you have nothing for this. Please just pick up any random needle you find in the street and stick it in your thigh.
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WOW Bishop, you may be actually smarter than I gave your ugly ass credit for, but then I saw the spelling and grammatical errors and said I was correct on my first account.
But you are given points for you being right, I am SO fat that when I wipe my ass after shitting out all the food I have been consuming all day, I actually pull the muscles in my shoulder. I have to admit, that really does hurt my shoulder and right arm. But I can't leave the shit just sitting there being fermented to become crusty and caked on, so I have to make at least an attempt to wipe it away.
Happy Holidays to all of your fathers.
shes a mix of smartt, bjfan, brandon irons and sammura all wrapped in the body of a 400 pound mexican.
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#134538 - 12/20/05 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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bish kills shit. it's the best. post more, bitch.
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#134539 - 12/20/05 04:55 PM
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Registered: 12/20/05
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As a therapist, I say being a lesbian is perfectly fine.
But only if you're hot and entertaining to the masses.
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#134540 - 12/20/05 04:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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we're not the masses here honey. we're what they shit out from montezuma's revenge.
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#134541 - 12/20/05 05:03 PM
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Registered: 12/20/05
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James, no more gypsy photos! It ruins my anal-clenching closeted lesbo libido!
Blubber, cheese, no ingles...aiyyeeh!
I can't eat my wings now. I detest blubber butts.
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#134542 - 12/20/05 06:19 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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We need a Bishop (guy with screwdriver) Graemlin on here.
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#134543 - 12/20/05 07:51 PM
Re: RE: Bishop XOXO
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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WOW Bishop, you may be actually smarter than I gave your ugly ass credit for, but then I saw the spelling and grammatical errors and said I was correct on my first account.
But you are given points for you being right, I am SO fat that when I wipe my ass after shitting out all the food I have been consuming all day, I actually pull the muscles in my shoulder. I have to admit, that really does hurt my shoulder and right arm. But I can't leave the shit just sitting there being fermented to become crusty and caked on, so I have to make at least an attempt to wipe it away.
Happy Holidays to all of your fathers.
gypsie I assure you there is no way I'm smarter than you give me credit for.Let's make up now.Book me for a private and I promise to rub your shoulders while you shit or whatever,and ummm,eerrr,uhh clean the toilet,and oh yeah!I'll keep pulling back rolls of fat till I find someplace to penetrate and give your O.M.G.s an entirely different meaning  .... Come on I need you to like me!Plus I am affordable
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#134544 - 12/21/05 09:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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bishop=gypsy
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#134545 - 12/21/05 09:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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+1
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