Holy shit, what a way to comeback to the board.

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For those scoring at home, that's 20 posts of not caring.

(Cage) (Box Elder Face)



LOL. Did you see her picture? It was smartt with pigtails.

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No sir,the pleasure is returning to find the likes of you here-holding it down.Without proper policing(I know I didn't just type that...)this place could turn into adt whilst I'm out fucking the epidermis off of my dick.



it does when the regs take breaks, thats when snake in the grass jrv tries to turn xpt into adt on the orders of steph who he works for.


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No gypsie its not all good(to put it mildly)I am as concerned with you finding me attractive as I am with firewall kicking my ass over a handicapped parking space,especially since I know that based on the amount of time that you spend at the keyboard that you are fat...
not just curvy(which I find attractive)or even plump(depends on what I have been drinking and who's witnessing)but the kind of morbidly obeesed that smells because there isn't enough water in a normal tub to properly bathe you,and that even if I were drunk enough and you were 180lbs lighter that if I fucked you ,it would kill you either by a coronary or perhaps you would choke on a porkchop you were saving in your unhingeable jaw for consumption later. Either way being found with your beached corpse would surely violate my probation,So no that's not it....I'm cool on that.
The PROBLEM,(here is where you will want to duck so it can go over your head)((watch your chins!))THE PROBLEM, IS YOUR 900 OR SO POSTS TO THE EFFECT OF "OMG THAT IS SO TRUE,LOVE ME,THINK I AM SEXY WHILE I POST ON SEXUAL TOPICS OF WHICH I HAVE NO FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE WHILE I RUB ONE OUT WITH THIS CHEESE GRATER"make me hope that the one thing that you have in common with that cute lil avatar is that you also have a whip and use it to practice auto-erotic-asphyxia(alone of course)but that you are not so fat that they have to knock down a wall to get you out when they find you as blue and bloated as Elvis with that whip around your neck and that cheese grater between your thighs?Cause that would be sad
Nothing personal,Bishop
P.S.I have missed you guys but the past month or so has been hectic (buying a car to replace the one that got stolen,and then having to replace the replacement)Christmas toys arent getting any cheaper and with me between directing projects right now,I am grateful for the scenes that have kept me hopping as of late,(and the privates that my son has me pimped-I mean booked for on the blue-haired circut(them old ladies wear a nigga out!)The fact that my absence coincided with the most recent restructuring was merely a co-inky-dink




Game, set and match bishop, Gyspy you have nothing for this. Please just pick up any random needle you find in the street and stick it in your thigh.

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WOW Bishop, you may be actually smarter than I gave your ugly ass credit for, but then I saw the spelling and grammatical errors and said I was correct on my first account.
But you are given points for you being right, I am SO fat that when I wipe my ass after shitting out all the food I have been consuming all day, I actually pull the muscles in my shoulder. I have to admit, that really does hurt my shoulder and right arm. But I can't leave the shit just sitting there being fermented to become crusty and caked on, so I have to make at least an attempt to wipe it away.
Happy Holidays to all of your fathers.






shes a mix of smartt, bjfan, brandon irons and sammura all wrapped in the body of a 400 pound mexican.

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