WOW Bishop, you may be actually smarter than I gave your ugly ass credit for, but then I saw the spelling and grammatical errors and said I was correct on my first account.
But you are given points for you being right, I am SO fat that when I wipe my ass after shitting out all the food I have been consuming all day, I actually pull the muscles in my shoulder. I have to admit, that really does hurt my shoulder and right arm. But I can't leave the shit just sitting there being fermented to become crusty and caked on, so I have to make at least an attempt to wipe it away.
Happy Holidays to all of your fathers.