happy holidays to all.

goodwill to all men.

except smartt, i jerked off to the thought of a transvestite prostitute shoving a knitting-needle up the tip of his penis then shooting him for screaming.

then shoving an apple in his mouth and cooking him for their holiday roast like the swine smartt is.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits