10)Merry Christmas
9)A Brazilian Tranny
8)Bridgett The Midget
7)A troll,hobbit,gypsy's mother or any other truly jacked up fictional character
6)Happy Hanukah
5)Captain Crunch
4)The exhaust pipes of jeff's lambo after a blitz down the 101
3)A feral cat
2)My probation officer
1)A tangle of live electrical cables
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo