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This holiday season when you call your mom, take a few seconds to ask her if your conception was from a full-on internal vaginal load or just pre-cum?

I'm trying to conduct a study to see if pre-cum babies turn out to become more successful in life. Here's my theory why. A full internal pop baby had a much greater chance of being conceived whereas pre-cum babies had more work to do and had to overcome greater odds to make it to a successful conception.

So, are the true great people of our time pre-cum babies? Who here on the board's a pre-cum baby?

This was is my Sex In the City moment. Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I'm a single girl staying up late in her apartment wearing Jimmy Choos and pondering life's societal quandaries through her writing.



Interesting theory.. but, wouldnt it be an even harder journey for the sperm deposit of an anal creampie, to dribble out the asshole, slide down to the vagina, and then work its way in via sheer determination... that may be where Stephen Hawking came from.