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#134461 - 12/18/05 10:48 PM
Any pre-cum babies out there?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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This holiday season when you call your mom, take a few seconds to ask her if your conception was from a full-on internal vaginal load or just pre-cum?
I'm trying to conduct a study to see if pre-cum babies turn out to become more successful in life. Here's my theory why. A full internal pop baby had a much greater chance of being conceived whereas pre-cum babies had more work to do and had to overcome greater odds to make it to a successful conception.
So, are the true great people of our time pre-cum babies? Who here on the board's a pre-cum baby?
This was is my Sex In the City moment. Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I'm a single girl staying up late in her apartment wearing Jimmy Choos and pondering life's societal quandaries through her writing.
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#134463 - 12/18/05 11:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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On another note connected only through a common theme on conception, I was watching a show the other night about a certain kind of beetle, where the alpha male will rape other male beetles, forcing the beta's to store his sperm inside them, and if on the offchance the beta males are able to find a willing (or small enough so they can overpower it) female, it will be his, and not their, sperm that inseminates the female.
*Insert joke about this being turned into an upcoming Evil Angel movie*
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#134472 - 12/19/05 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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You know, this whole day, between being online, on the phone, running errands...I had this weird forboding feeling, like you get when you do or participate in something REALLY immoral or outrageously perverted...and then I remembered this thread...
Is Gia, and the compelling perverse pleasures and activities she orchestrates, worth going to hell for? Why didn't we ask that question before we all lined up to bang her from behind when she became mod a week ago? Did we just sell our "souls" for a 15 minute fuck-of-your-life?
I am already in the hole one soul (still waiting for my original) so I just sold another soul that I didnt even have...I am going to turn into a tormented goat if I don't rectify and make amends soon....
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#134473 - 12/19/05 05:17 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Don't get maged started......
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#134474 - 12/19/05 05:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 60
Loc: Vancouver, BC , Canada
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This holiday season when you call your mom, take a few seconds to ask her if your conception was from a full-on internal vaginal load or just pre-cum?
I'm trying to conduct a study to see if pre-cum babies turn out to become more successful in life. Here's my theory why. A full internal pop baby had a much greater chance of being conceived whereas pre-cum babies had more work to do and had to overcome greater odds to make it to a successful conception.
So, are the true great people of our time pre-cum babies? Who here on the board's a pre-cum baby?
This was is my Sex In the City moment. Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I'm a single girl staying up late in her apartment wearing Jimmy Choos and pondering life's societal quandaries through her writing.
Interesting theory.. but, wouldnt it be an even harder journey for the sperm deposit of an anal creampie, to dribble out the asshole, slide down to the vagina, and then work its way in via sheer determination... that may be where Stephen Hawking came from.
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#134477 - 12/19/05 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This is a pre-cum baby:
This one might be, too.
That has got to be one of the funniest and most disgusting pictures I have ever seen. Every time I look at it I'm instantly launched into a giggling fit, but at the same time I feel nauseous. Odd combination.
Wow, Holly is disgusted and titillated at the same time...thats hot.
So wait, in such a situation, Luke does not know whether to hold the small plastic waste basket from the bathroom in front of you, or to put his hand down your pants and rub vigorously, right?
(And again, am I the only one slightly aroused by the thought/image of sweet blond all american Holly looking at such filth? Is luke sitting off to the side with an erection as he watches Holly post here at XPT? Goddamn it Luke, snap some pics of your American Girl looking at and burning images like this into her brain...it's the new thinking pervert's fetish, watching hot women watching pornography....
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#134480 - 12/20/05 01:00 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
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I am actually dying to have a baby, however I shall do the responsible thing and hold off until my selfish era of sexual pervertedness subsides. Ron jeremy accidentally pre came inside me...Picture that 
Accidentally pre-cumming eh? I believe pre-cumming is by it's very nature an accident. Kinda like making a child support payment. No one really wants to do it, but sometimes it happens.
Malice
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#134481 - 12/20/05 06:51 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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Getting pregnant from pre-cum would be a hell of a trick. Pre-cum's (generally considered to be) sperm-free. Sperm could be in pre-cum, but only after a recent ejaculation.
(What are you, cobalt, a doctor? Fuck off, cobalt. But.. I should be well paid and respected. Keep dreaming.)
Where was I?
OH! Interesting theory, but unfortunately science fiction. Science fact - dude can't pull out quick enough and shoots baby batter too close to sticky, still slightly gaping, vaginal opening and WHOOOMP - there it is.
Babies conceived in this way would be total losers. How do I know?
1. Line up ten people.
2. Look to your left.
3. Look to your right.
They're not all winners, are they?
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#134482 - 12/20/05 08:45 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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How's it goin', Cobalt? Nice to see ya around.
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#134483 - 12/20/05 09:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
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Thanks, John. I'm OK. I could've made that post in about half the words when I was in shape, though.
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#134484 - 12/20/05 09:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Thanks, John. I'm OK. I could've made that post in about half the words when I was in shape, though.
Nah man, you still got it. Keep off the eggnog and lay off the ADT cookbook and you'll get back to form.
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#134488 - 12/20/05 05:59 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Gen, whats the verdict? Your mom get the full moneyshot or what?  If I asked my parents this question, I would no longer be in their "will"
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#134491 - 01/16/06 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Here is another question, a bit off topic, but competition was mentioned, what about this I seen a bukkake type video, where about 12-15 guys shot there load into a pussy planted funnel, could she have twins with differing fathers 
Wow, I totally forgot about this abomination of a thread....no wonder XPT is suffering the "Wrath of Cream-zilla", the gods are paying us back for such irreverent, immoral behavior.
Whoever you are that made the comment about the "12 loads in a pussy funnel" as your first post here, it says a lot (not good) about you that, of the THOUSANDS of threads you could have bumped to make your first post, you picked this one with THAT comment...please wear gloves from now on when you visit this place. Thanks.
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#134493 - 01/16/06 08:01 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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Here is another question, a bit off topic, but competition was mentioned, what about this I seen a bukkake type video, where about 12-15 guys shot there load into a pussy planted funnel, could she have twins with differing fathers
Wow, I totally forgot about this abomination of a thread....no wonder XPT is suffering the "Wrath of Cream-zilla", the gods are paying us back for such irreverent, immoral behavior.
Whoever you are that made the comment about the "12 loads in a pussy funnel" as your first post here, it says a lot (not good) about you that, of the THOUSANDS of threads you could have bumped to make your first post, you picked this one with THAT comment...please wear gloves from now on when you visit this place. Thanks.
~~ JM Productions Infection Control Department
No doubt Da Burg. 1st post and it looks like he did a search for the words Pre-Cum 
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#134497 - 01/25/08 04:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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yup, just ask any pregnant fifteen year-old girl whose bf "pulled out". were you like stoned or something during junior high health class or something?
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#134498 - 07/17/08 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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*bump*
This thread has it all, starting with Gia at her intellectually perverted best, Padova "Padoverizing" yet another thread, a fake baby in a huge twat that caused Holly Randall to giggle uncontrollably and then barf....AND BEST of all, Cindy Crawford posting about almost getting pregnant by Ron Jeremy's pre-cum....
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