This holiday season when you call your mom, take a few seconds to ask her if your conception was from a full-on internal vaginal load or just pre-cum?

I'm trying to conduct a study to see if pre-cum babies turn out to become more successful in life. Here's my theory why. A full internal pop baby had a much greater chance of being conceived whereas pre-cum babies had more work to do and had to overcome greater odds to make it to a successful conception.

So, are the true great people of our time pre-cum babies? Who here on the board's a pre-cum baby?

This was is my Sex In the City moment. Just like Carrie Bradshaw, I'm a single girl staying up late in her apartment wearing Jimmy Choos and pondering life's societal quandaries through her writing.