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I'm waiting for half of the buildings to start exploding like trees in deep freeze. It's so fucking cold that you can hear the sound of big iron doors opening and closing every time Sammura takes another john. It's that cold.


I lived on Pine Grove next door to the Elks' War Memorial for 2 years. I hated walking all the way to the El platform, but I had a healthy fear of the lowlifes and scum who had already gotten on the 151 bus up in Rogers Park. Imagine my horror when the snow blew horizontally down Diversey St on a workday. I actually had to hold my umbrella behind my back to shield myself. To go down to Soldier Field in that, I'd rather stay indoors and get tickets for Jerry Springer.

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no worries willy, i'm just fucking witcha.


There's also Jim "We SUCKED...our offense SUCKED...our defense SUCKED...our kicking SUCKED" Mora. Almost as good as Tommy Lasodra's rant about Dave Kingman. Or the best, Lee Elia's f-bomb infested tirade about Cubs fans. Every Cardinals fan has a recording of that.

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two words: Wade boggs


Yeah, I also forgot Sean "I populated Seattle" Kemp and Steve "I populated San Diego" Garvey. The Sergei Federov/Anna Kornikova thing was mildly amusing.


Willie, help me out, who was the MLB player who had the "slump busting" take on the Rome show. I think he played for SF(not sure). Anyway he went on about how players would get into a slump they would find the biggest, ugliest, nastiest woman(in this case K.Andrews) and "take one for the team". Damn I can't remember his name.
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Shit, should have checked google first. Mark Grace of Chicago Cubs fame got off this epic blast
“fattest, gnarliest chick you can uncover.”


Edited by c62 (12/19/05 07:38 PM)
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