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Well, this being the Shit List and all, I'm more than happy to pile on my former XPT Fantasy Football quarterback, who singlehandedly shot the first half of my season to shit with his shitty play, shitty decisions, and shitty knee ligaments. All things considered, I expect that he is having a long, cold, and lonely winter on the shores of Lake Minnetonka. Happy Kwanzaa, dirtbag.



Actually he is in Orlando, and has been getting a lot of grief for not being with his teammates, raising speculation he is really guilty of these sex charges. He claims the warm Florida Weather is key to his rehab, which kinda makes sense, but still, with that boat orgy floating around in people's perception....perception is reality.
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