Well, this being the Shit List and all, I'm more than happy to pile on my former XPT Fantasy Football quarterback, who singlehandedly shot the first half of my season to shit with his shitty play, shitty decisions, and shitty knee ligaments. All things considered, I expect that he is having a long, cold, and lonely winter on the shores of Lake Minnetonka. Happy Kwanzaa, dirtbag.