This is both an amusing and annoying story....the sex cruise scandal involving the Vikings and QB Daunte Culpepper, which has resulted in Culpepper being charged with several misdemeanors relating to "Lewd, Lascivious and Disorderly Conduct"...

Daunte Culpepper, already has achieved virtual immortality due to his success as an Athlete. His life will be remembered by many people years after he is dead because of all the sports memoribilia and taped performances of his games. So why would a late 20s physically fit professional athlete, with a family and a 10 year, $102 million contract (plus millions more in endorsements) engage in sex in public on a boat full of people? Why would Daunte, who can discreetly have any woman/women he desires in private feel compelled to drop his pants and insert his $10 million-per-annum erect penis into the mouth of a woman who had already made the decision to have sex in front of everyone else on this boat? What the hell was this man thinking to cause him to besmirch his team, his family and his name, and even risk losing a part of all that he has, by doing this act?

He is fearful of death...or, more aptly, he is afraid of "not living"...Daunte saw a young lady engaged in sexual abandon with a number of other people on this boat. Daunte was aroused and tempted by what he saw, no doubt wondering in his mind what it would look AND feel like to place his male appendage inside this woman's mouth. Despite all that he has in life and all he stands to lose, he was consumed by a nagging preoccupation that his life would be incomplete if he did not experience that sensation, if he did not capture that imagery inside his mind...if he died tomorrow, Daunte reasoned, he wanted to die with the knowledge of what this woman would look like consuming his seminal fluid, and what it would feel like ejaculating in her mouth, on a boat full of people, in the middle of a lake, in early October, with teammates around him, after his team had started with a 1-3 record. He was afraid to die without knowing that...

Daunte Culpepper confirms that the purpose of life is to have as many orgasms as possible before you croak...