Drugs??!!?? Whoa!! Yeah, I use a natural drug called adrenaline to perform. I love what I do so much that I cure my depravity by taking a dick in the ass!

Am I under some kind of bogus surveillance that supposedly supports the theory that I do illicit drugs?? How the hell would you know what I do or do not do unless you know me?? If you knew me you wouldn't talk shit. You wouldn't have a reason to. I am a real motherfucker! I don't have anything to hide, as I am not a drug addict or a trifling person. Just think, at the end of the day I admire one thing about shit talking motherfuckers, since we have one thing in common. Audacity. I am one audacious whore.

Oh yeah, don't let me forget, that audacious lie about me dating Skeeter! Lets put it this way...if I had time to date somebody, I would. I am too fucking busy (literally) being a porn whore! Besides, he is not my type!