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I just called Kelly Wells and invited to XPT!

She is on the way to my house RIGHT NOW to set the record straight!!!

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2) Is she well versed in Satire and the use of hyperbole to make subtle, perversely titilating observations on things of universal appeal and interest....like cumfarting and cum-martinis?

3) you are taking pictures right? ALA Hillary Scott's Oven inspection certification?