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#134238 - 12/18/05 04:32 AM
Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Full story.
Some immediate questions come to mind:
--did Skeeter inform her he was a registered sex offender per legal requirements?
--How much meth will Skeeter buy her for Christmas?
--will Serpico Wells finally break out the Mach3 and drag it over her grill?
--This is the same Skeeter (read: wife beater) who claimed Kelly was a hooker in Las Vegas before she got into porn, right?
--What will the diameter of her shitter be 1 year from now?
--Will said "wife beater" be set loose on Belladonna to get some payback for Kelly being assaulted on her set?
Earlier thoughts here.
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#134239 - 12/18/05 05:28 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Who says Kelly wasn't a hooker? And why wouldn't Skeeter date a hooker? He married Bridgette after all.
And why would Skeeter be mad at Belladonna? Maybe he just looks at that incident as "training".
Finally, consider that maybe it wasn't so much that Skeeter found the ultimate girl for him, but perhaps that Kelly found the ultimate pimp for her...
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#134240 - 12/18/05 09:10 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/29/05
Posts: 42
Loc: Ohio
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Kelly Wells goes into lengthy detail about her history as a whore in Un-natural Sex 14 (I think); including how she was nearly flattened but a really fat john...
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#134243 - 12/18/05 08:50 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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skeeter's a fucking child-molester. if anyone buys a thing from him, i'll find you and shoot you in the face. don't bother jrv. i like you, you're a bright guy. just don't bother. this man ruins lives.
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#134247 - 12/20/05 06:28 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I know Kelly and I know for a fact that they are not and never were dating. They've hung out a few times a while back and that's it.
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#134248 - 12/20/05 07:00 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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But does Skeeter know that?
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#134250 - 12/29/05 08:48 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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This is what a fucking WHORE looks like!!! EAT THAT LOAD!!  Look at those LIFELESS EYES!! Her life is dick and drugs!! What a piece of fucking MEAT!! GOD BLESS LIFELESS WHORES!!  Kelly'fuckin'Wells
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#134251 - 12/29/05 03:27 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I know for a fact that Kelly Wells does not do drugs and that the only thing she suffers from is depravity. She's able to relax through painful scenes because she gets off on the sex so much.
Kelly thanks all those who talk shit about her for loving her as much they do.
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#134253 - 12/29/05 06:29 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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Kelly Wells is by far the best performer of 2005...its not even close.
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#134254 - 12/29/05 06:43 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:
I know for a fact that Kelly Wells does not do drugs and that the only thing she suffers from is depravity. She's able to relax through painful scenes because she gets off on the sex so much.
Kelly thanks all those who talk shit about her for loving her as much they do.
hmmmm....you need to start physically abusing me and putting me in my place... because, if what you say is in fact the truth, and I would LOVE to believe that this young girl's performance in NCDA #6 is a primary, glorious example of this truth, then I just ruined the fantasies of a LARGE subsection of the pervert population. You can't let me do this Gia....
I just convinced many people, including even Holly Randall, that Kelly's incredibly debauched, demonically inspired performance, which was a classic example of the present day Human need to commit outrageous sexual acts against nature for the sake of a few minutes of sexual pleasure, was brought to us courtesy of Tweaker International Performance Supplements. This is a serious SERIOUS faux pas on my part....because these people were jerking off under false pretenses...they were indulging the wrong fantasy (that of a chick in complete orgasmic ecstasy engaging in the most EXTREME physical acts/stunts of a sexual nature BECAUSE of Methamphetamine enhancement.)
Indeed, now....NOW, that you brought this information to the fore, we see that the Frenzied, Urgent performance of Kelly in NCDA #6 is in fact due to her abnormal need for sexual stimulation...The girl is greedy for both concrete (multiple dicks, multiple holes) forms of sexual stimulation and abstract forms of sexual stimulation (swallowing a glass full of cum, while not linked directly with genitalia stimuli, does stimulate the brain in the form of attention whoring and degradation, and Kelly may have quietly climaxed as the semen slid down her esophagus.) Kelly's rubbing her clit raw throughout this scene supports this new information about her propensity to ignore PAIN and amplify the pleasure in her brain.
So now I must ask, to save face, is she addicted to sex or to Semen?
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#134256 - 12/29/05 10:37 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I just called Kelly Wells and invited to XPT!
She is on the way to my house RIGHT NOW to set the record straight!!! 
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#134257 - 12/29/05 10:45 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I just called Kelly Wells and invited to XPT!
She is on the way to my house RIGHT NOW to set the record straight!!!
Would you two 69 for awhile first, tell us about it, and then set the record straight?
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#134258 - 12/29/05 10:47 PM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#134260 - 12/30/05 02:33 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I just called Kelly Wells and invited to XPT!
She is on the way to my house RIGHT NOW to set the record straight!!!
Gia's gone up yet another notch in my estimation with this one...and I've still yet to see any of her movies! 
 
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#134261 - 12/30/05 05:24 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Drugs??!!?? Whoa!! Yeah, I use a natural drug called adrenaline to perform. I love what I do so much that I cure my depravity by taking a dick in the ass!
Am I under some kind of bogus surveillance that supposedly supports the theory that I do illicit drugs?? How the hell would you know what I do or do not do unless you know me?? If you knew me you wouldn't talk shit. You wouldn't have a reason to. I am a real motherfucker! I don't have anything to hide, as I am not a drug addict or a trifling person. Just think, at the end of the day I admire one thing about shit talking motherfuckers, since we have one thing in common. Audacity. I am one audacious whore.
Oh yeah, don't let me forget, that audacious lie about me dating Skeeter! Lets put it this way...if I had time to date somebody, I would. I am too fucking busy (literally) being a porn whore! Besides, he is not my type!
Now that is indeed a rebuttal post.... 
Having had no part (nor caring) about the skeeter story beyond a mocking interest, I am still moderately amazed, however, at what I witnessed in your scene, and what you are now saying, that this is in fact the real you and not some chemically enhanced supernatural sexual urban myth.
I can honestly state, taking into consideration I am still very shallow in my porn-viewing depth, that your NCDA #6 scene was the most earnest, sincere display of sexual depravity I have witnessed. Notice I use the qualifiers "earnest" and "sincere"...many performers today are engaged in outrageous circus acts involving physical stunts loosely tied to actual sexual fulfillment, but it is clear their hearts are not fully (100% unconditional enjoyment) into it. Sex is indeed "all in the brain", so Ms Wells, if you do achieve a sense of fulfillment (and not just multiple orgasms) from multiple double penetrations from a combination of a variety of penile pairings in one particular setting, culminating in mass consumption of the male performers' reproductive DNA, then you are markedly exceptional. Amazingly so...
The resemblance to a young woman "FLYING" on Meth, and what you actually depicted in and throughout the duration of your NCDA #6 scene, your countenance, dialogue, mannerisms and clear abject debauchery, is frighteningly similar. You are worthy of some kind of recognition for this...what that would entail I am hard pressed to say...but I have one last thing to suggest/cover:
If this is how you are inherently depraved and sex crazed, I am hard pressed to imagine WHAT the spectacle would be like if you did in fact use a moderate amount of meth before a scene...A infrequent tweaker is not the automatic precursor to a skid row Meth Addict. As a marketing/selling opportunity, there should be a one time "movie of the year"-type event where you demonstrate what that would be like...it would sell millions.
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#134264 - 12/31/05 12:01 AM
Re: Skeeter Dating Kelly Wells
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/10/05
Posts: 55
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"Audacity. I am one audacious whore." Who are you , Kelly Wells? The fact that you can use the same latinate word correctly as a noun and an adjective is way hot. 
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