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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said "A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, "Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*"

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Winner for Best Post of the Year.

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Ditto what Jeff said.
And along the same lines, could we get an action doll series with the "zero gag reflex, just like the real thing!" bonus? I'd just love a Mr. Pete and Ashley set where she has real drool running down her chin when you push her hand or the Mr. Pete dick down her throat...maybe her eyes could even roll back.
You have the creative genious Jeff, all you need is the engineering know-how.
This would be the best Christmas ever!!!