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#134093 - 12/17/05 07:47 AM
JM Toy notion
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said " A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, " Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*" 
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#134095 - 12/18/05 11:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said "A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, "Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*"
Fucking Brilliant!! This inventive concept ranks on a par with condoms, Tommy Guns and pizza ovens in revolutionizing its specific field of endeavor...in the case of CAOH's invention, the endeavor is raising future generations of young people to properly and lovingly perform gag-jobs on each other as soon as they turn 18 ... they can hit the ground (tonsils) running as it were....
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#134096 - 12/18/05 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Fucking genius. And just in time for Christmas. This guy just keeps getting better and better. You know, I had that toy when I was a little girl. I played with in my little yellow bedroom with no idea that it would somehow be in my far from innocent future. Brilliant, CAOH. Merry Christmas, little guy.
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#134097 - 12/18/05 06:26 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Simp, that is an awesome idea  I'm still waiting on the "quack quack quack" ringtone for my cell phone.
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#134098 - 12/19/05 08:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said "A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, "Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*"
Winner for Best Post of the Year.
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#134099 - 12/19/05 10:41 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said "A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, "Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*"
Winner for Best Post of the Year.
Ditto what Jeff said.
And along the same lines, could we get an action doll series with the "zero gag reflex, just like the real thing!" bonus? I'd just love a Mr. Pete and Ashley set where she has real drool running down her chin when you push her hand or the Mr. Pete dick down her throat...maybe her eyes could even roll back.
You have the creative genious Jeff, all you need is the engineering know-how.
This would be the best Christmas ever!!!  
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