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When I was a boy, I had a toy that made sounds. It was a clock-like contraption with pictures of animals where the numbers on a clock would be. What you did was you pointed the arrowe at the desired animal and pulled a string on the side and a recording was played. If you pointed the arrow at the pig picture, for instance, the recording said "A pig sounds like this: *oink, oink!*" I propose the same design but with pictures of women who've appeared in 'Gag Factor' where the pictures of animals are. You are way ahead of me, I realize, but I think it's important you hire a professional voiceman to introduce the gagging sounds, one that'll approximate the animal wheel narrator as closely as possible. I intuitively feel it's important, I cannot intellectualize such things. Anything really. But anyway, you point the arrow, and the recording would go, "Aurora Snow sounds like this: *quack,quack,quack!*"

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