One of the sharpest ladies in porn recently brought to my attention a band called “She Wants Revenge.” Revenge…. Is there a more potent motivational force for people, especially in today’s world? Love and natural affection are even now taking a back seat to this exaggerated need in humans….particularly in today’s young women. Revenge is the fourth and final pathology of why attractive, even intelligent young women engage in sex of the most debauched nature on film.

We have all heard the stories that follow this pathology, the most recent of which I recall from last year was Teagan, the cute 18 year old ballet protégé with the Marcy-from-the-Peanuts-Comic-strip-gang nose (pre-surgery) and the high pitched post nasal drip voice. She was pissed…pissed at a supposedly unappreciative, deadbeat boyfriend (or something like that.) Pornography was the psychological dildo with which she mind fucked him in the ass. Oh the satisfaction she must have felt in that Redlight District Video, the title of which escapes my memory, where she allowed Erik Everhard to mercilessly plow her rectal cavity and deposit his ‘genetic code x 25 million’….not the ex-boyfriend’s cum, but a man who has at this point done the same to countless other women. How Teagan must have relished, and no doubt continues to relish, the thought of the deadbeat boyfriend finally picking up the employment section of the newspaper after seeing the splooge ooze out of her ass…

Besides teenage love affairs gone awry, there are other, more complex and troubling scenarios of revenge at work behind what beautiful young ladies will do sexually for public consumption on a massive scale. A cheating or abusive husband; a sneaky selfish Uncle from her early adolescence; A father who denied her having her own telephone line when she was 14-1/2 and had that crush on the 17 year old football captain and wanted to talk dirty to him to win him from the head cheerleader with the huge breasts; or a need to strike back at society that says she is flawed in her beauty because of her height, weight or shape of her nipples…these can push a woman to strike back through pornography. The targets of her revenge will be mercilessly tormented with her wanton displays of sexual abandon on film: Her abusive ex-husband will see what he is missing as she is donkey punched and gag-factored, the sneaky sick Uncle will be reminded of his crime and unable to now satisfy that wrongful craving he caved into many years ago, the football captain will be crushed when he see’s he’s now stuck with the big-boobed head cheerleader he had to marry due to the 2 year old baby now wailing in the background as he turns the volume up during the porn starlet’s double penetration scene he is watching and shaking his fist at…and of course, society as a whole gasps and wheezes at seeing a woman like Ariana Jolle, a flawed beauty, who may have had daddy issues, accepting donations from 65 men from Eastern Europe and then, subsequently a as-yet-to-be-determined number of trans-gendered humanoids. Ariana is now avenged because her sexuality is validated in millions of men’s minds who may never have given her a second look even if they met her in an elevator late at night after the bars close.

As today’s decadently scorching pornography so clearly demonstrates, and entices, Revenge is not always best served cold…<end transmission>

PBR street gang to almighty

REVENGE of The Butterface... a young woman feeling inferior to the industry by not measuring up to the other models who are pretty and glamorous, then tries to do something herself on her own to fill that void and feel a sense of accomplishment and credibility... blah blah blah... revenge.

The horror, the horror.

*Good series too, by the way.

Burglar, I want to congratulate you. You've been named the winner of the 2005 Nobel Prize for Porn Journalism, or as the French call it L'Ecriture Pornographique.



Congrats buddy - enjoy the trip to Sweden

Moving, relevant, inevitable, horrible, intangible.

Part 4 is probably one of the single most brilliant essays I have had the pleasure of reading for quite some time. Thought provoking and thoroughly engaging. Oh wait....perhaps I should rephrase that, seeing how you are a bit confused by that word. I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea and show up at my house for the all guy anal gang bang. Nonetheless, nice work.

Nice job you Crimson pervert. You've reached an audience beyond what you think.


Oh...my "Crimson pervert" reference, that's DB, not you Pierce-

Still bitter I see.

No, I'm sorry. Sorry that you have nothing better to do with your time than wait those six hours.