Well it looks like it happened, it only took 74 years but the monkey is in love, he has fallen for a former porn star, yes she has slept with other men on film and is Icelandic but i can look past that and enjoy the next 5 years to grow old together before i pass on due to cancer, HIV or just old age. This old love will never die.


p.s It isn't gyspy who deserves a combination of ike turner, tommy lee, max hardcore and marc wallice as a life partner.