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#134007 - 12/16/05 03:03 AM
Monkey in love??
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Well it looks like it happened, it only took 74 years but the monkey is in love, he has fallen for a former porn star, yes she has slept with other men on film and is Icelandic but i can look past that and enjoy the next 5 years to grow old together before i pass on due to cancer, HIV or just old age. This old love will never die.
p.s It isn't gyspy who deserves a combination of ike turner, tommy lee, max hardcore and marc wallice as a life partner.
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#134008 - 12/16/05 11:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/05
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Monkey in Love = Christy Canyon 
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#134009 - 12/17/05 01:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Garfield is Icelandic?
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#134010 - 12/17/05 01:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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no, but i can see in your forum,. bitch. crystal, whore.
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#134011 - 12/17/05 02:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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for your families piece of mind jrv, please god won't you think of your family? web page
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#134012 - 12/17/05 05:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This is very reassuring, Monkey finding love with an ex-pornchick ... Besides going to AEE to be a prick and gum up the good time of a few people that deserve it, I am going there to find my soul mate...contingent on my soul arriving under the tree on December 25th in a box with a green bow on it.
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#134013 - 12/17/05 06:59 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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Well it looks like it happened, it only took 74 years but the monkey is in love, he has fallen for a former porn star, yes she has slept with other men on film and is Icelandic but i can look past that and enjoy the next 5 years to grow old together before i pass on due to cancer, HIV or just old age. This old love will never die.
p.s It isn't gyspy who deserves a combination of ike turner, tommy lee, max hardcore and marc wallice as a life partner.
This is getting quite boring and old.  At least say something exciting Smelly Ass. 
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#134014 - 12/17/05 07:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey in Love = Christy Canyon
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Garfield is Icelandic?
Garfields a jersey polard.
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This is very reassuring, Monkey finding love with an ex-pornchick ... Besides going to AEE to be a prick and gum up the good time of a few people that deserve it, I am going there to find my soul mate...contingent on my soul arriving under the tree on December 25th in a box with a green bow on it.
We met at another porn chicas intervention.
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This is getting quite boring and old. At least say something exciting Smelly Ass
Youre right, hows this. Congrats gypsy, you are the first winner of the smelly monkey productions $1 million cash giveaway, no strings, no tasks just straight cash, all we need is your full name, full address and hours you sleep between, after we get that info please leave your backdoor unlocked for the next week (no pun). WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER
p.s You are really hideous to look at around the facial region.
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#134015 - 12/17/05 11:56 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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This is getting quite boring and old. At least say something exciting Smelly Ass
Youre right, hows this. Congrats gypsy, you are the first winner of the smelly monkey productions $1 million cash giveaway, no strings, no tasks just straight cash, all we need is your full name, full address and hours you sleep between, after we get that info please leave your backdoor unlocked for the next week (no pun). WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER
p.s You are really hideous to look at around the facial region.
OOHHHH so fucking funny Smelly Ass.
Yeah I'm ugly, and..............................you don't have to fuck me, why are you so concerned with my looks, but then again you keep talking shit about alot of girls, girls that are really pretty, so your opinion doesn't mean shit.
I survived along time with this face, Im satisfied with it. I think you actually are falling for me. 
It's okay I know you can not renege now on what you been saying about me, but I will just keep it between us.
Hugs & Kisses Baby XOXO
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#134016 - 12/17/05 12:01 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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OOHHHH so fucking funny Smelly Ass.
Yeah I'm ugly, and..............................you don't have to fuck me, why are you so concerned with my looks, but then again you keep talking shit about alot of girls, girls that are really pretty, so your opinion doesn't mean shit.
I survived along time with this face, Im satisfied with it. I think you actually are falling for me.
It's okay I know you can not renege now on what you been saying about me, but I will just keep it between us.
Hugs & Kisses Baby XOXO
This is awesome. We have the SuperAIDS version of Sammura: more annoying, more shrill, more stupid, and totally resistant to drugs.
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#134019 - 12/18/05 11:07 PM
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Human Garbage
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#134020 - 12/20/05 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Id do ape girl before id touch gypsy, shes been eating lots of lauren phoenix's anal orgasmic powdered dust donuts.
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#134024 - 12/20/05 08:42 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/20/05
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If she's a cheap whore, use beer for lube.
If she's quality, go for Chardonnay. Although a good Australian Shiraz adds a lovely red coloration to the womb.
This is what Martha told me in prison, before I bitchslapped her for drugs.
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#134026 - 12/21/05 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Both her and Shy Love can eat an apple through a picket fence.
Thats 1996 jenna, id fucking hit that  . Thats what jenna would look like today if she didn't take hustler photoggggggggs opinions to heart, like yoko in the 70s. In fact, whats her name, garfield and rabbit chick, good source of iron 19, north, iron, garfields face, gypsys whip, firewall serving drinks, lex ripping off cars , swami petting a stuffed cat, purple drapes, orange grapes. 
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