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Apparently bono had a bit of amnesia, because Luke seemed to remember one booth stop that bono omitted---that's right, JM Productions . Now bono has been curious about this place for a while, I think that can be said. But his tight anus prevents him from letting anything out other than some allegation that his penis was withing 2 feet of Arianna Jollee, the Medical Time-Bomb. I can see bono rolling up to chat with Missy and having her introduce him to Jeff Mike, and utter blank stare on bono's grill when handed a couple of stickers and summarily sent packing like the 10,000 fanboy posts he's launched over at Porn Cuba aka ADT.

And ultimate fanboy described later he wished he could bang The Medical Time-Bomb, "after the 65-guy creampie."