Just for the time being...This sounded familiar from my lurking days...
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Now back to our regularly-scheduled hijack:

When I was 13 I played the McCormick Ranch Pine with my grandfather, who was beginning to decline (he later drove his cart into a creek at ACC). I teed off into the fringe on #8 and chipped in for my first birdie ever. I stepped up to #9 and drilled this drive as hard as I could without flinging the club into the condo unit by the hole. The ball flew straight, low...right into a dove. To his dying day he laughed that I carded 2 birdies in a row. Memories. That, and once robo-slicing a shot at the old Mountain Shadows exec course, right onto Lincoln Drive...waiting to hear glass break.