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#133796 - 12/15/05 03:48 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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If Gia Jordan & Gen Padova got in a fight, who would win? For example, if only one of them could be moderator and all bets were off. Who would win? Take into consideration each whore's physical, mental, and sexual prowess and pick a corner! 
I couldnt answer this one. I love them both.
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#133799 - 12/15/05 07:16 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Grip outghta know...he used to be a mod way back when.
In the red corner...standing 5"4", weighing in at 115 lbs., and hailing from the sunless Pacific Northwest. She's the new kid on the mod block, she's insatiable, she let Brian "BumFights" Surewood rape-fuck her little prison guard ass, and she accomplished the biological time-bomb, the ATP. Giaaaa "I'm gonna out you like a fag in a small town" Jordannnnnn.
And in the blue corner...standing 5'1", weighing a svelte 95 lbs, and hailing from Sunny So Cal. She's the veteran. She battled illness, she's beat back the Monkey, she keeps her own boy-toy like a lapdog. If she can't beat you with her fists, she'll beat you with her flatulence. Gen "you can see her stripes but you know she's clean" Paaaaadovaaaaaaa (slight alteration of uncle Ronnie's lyrics, sorry).
Lllllllet's get ready to ruuuummmmblllllllllle!
(stats from searchextreme.com...sorry if they are dated)
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#133803 - 12/15/05 09:30 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Why would anyone want to see them fight? If anything they should violate each other to our delight.
dood. that rhymes.
but the winner is PADOVA.
gia-jordan 287,000 results
Vs.
gen-padova 435,000 results
According to GoogleFight.com
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#133804 - 12/15/05 10:23 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gen's a pacifist and I'm too classy to be a bar room brawler. Besides, I'm less about TKOs than I am about choking bitches out. Problem is, Gen would enjoy that.
Hey, Gen, isn't it funny how guys just can't stand to see women get along?
I think what the guys really want to see us in is...
The Violation of Gia Jordan.
Ah, I see the story unfold where Gen plans a party for me. She blindfolds me and swings me around as I take violent swings with Jeff Mike's baseball bat. Heh, heh. The camera widens out to show my angry strike at a pinata which bursts open with giant dildos and buttplugs! Then all the partygoers/Violators push me to the ground and Gen will be the first to pull my hair and penetrate me as the others pick up speed behind her. Then the BTS cam can catch me with eyeliner running down my face as I down a Trinity water (yellow label, of course) and ask Gen, "How come I'm the one doing all the ATMs over here and you're the one with E Coli?'
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#133805 - 12/15/05 10:33 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
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I am partial to your ass in all honestly...Gen... and that whole innocent girlish look that you have. I'll take the psychological virtue of who makes a better NUT. In that case i'll take Gen.
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#133807 - 12/15/05 10:50 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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I'd like to see Malice mud wrestle Gia and Gen.
Lol. Dude, Smutty... I mean it's cool you're lookin out for me and all but I don't know if I like the idea of you imagining me mud wrestling whores. It's kinda creepin me out and I may not be able to get to sleep tonight. Ha!
Malice
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#133808 - 12/15/05 10:56 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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#133810 - 12/15/05 11:24 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
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I surely don't want my balls hurled throught a basket and what not. Balls should be handled in a gentle manner.. dear boy. You must teach the women to learn to extract from the balls... and by all means DO NOT DAMAGE them or throw them around. You must be a republican.
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#133811 - 12/16/05 12:45 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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#133813 - 12/16/05 09:19 AM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I wouldn't be surprised if I was actually wearing heels in that picture with bianca and she barefoot. Who knows. Monstar, I think you should post those pictures. I think people would get an awesome kick out of it.  The picture you took of me and BoyToy at the Pirates Premeire is probably similar... he's six feet and the picture makes him look like jolly green giant. hahaha Pacifist I am. And I think Jeff Mike should consider this brilliant idea of Violation of Gia JOrdan. Oh and the reason why I have E.Coli and you don't is because its not the kind of E.Coli you get from uncooked meat or dirty assholes LMAO... there's many different forms of E.Coli and the one I had was a simple bacteria that interfers with the bladder. Just a bladder infection. I was just amused by the fact it was E.Coli and making it a huge deal to amuse everyone being that I knew people would love to rail me with the whole INFESTED WITH E.COLI  Attention WHore I know. And no, I never did the movie. By the way Lesbo.... I can throw a football damn good. I have a good arm actually. I can throw anything well. A fast runner, not anymore though... i'm working on it. Awesome swimmer, i was fairly atheltic so to speak growing up and the ability is still semi-there, im just older thats all. And used up by life making me age, too many cocks and whores, diseases and donkey punches by my ex-loser boyfriend, LOL j/k
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#133814 - 12/16/05 06:44 PM
Re: Gia Jordan Vs Gen Padova
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
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GOd they both look pretty fucking hot and they both are willing to go that extra mile. What's a guy to do?
Let me state it as Mr. Everhard would...
"ohhhhhh GawwwwwwdD! Oh SHiiIIIIT. OHH MY GODDD. Whollleeeee Shiiiiit JeeeSSSUUSSS, ohhhh my gawwwwd"
Gen and Bianca are easily two of the most sexually appealing women in porn... not just because their both extremely cute... but because they're both extremely nasty.
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