Gen's a pacifist and I'm too classy to be a bar room brawler. Besides, I'm less about TKOs than I am about choking bitches out. Problem is, Gen would enjoy that.

Hey, Gen, isn't it funny how guys just can't stand to see women get along?

I think what the guys really want to see us in is...

The Violation of Gia Jordan.

Ah, I see the story unfold where Gen plans a party for me. She blindfolds me and swings me around as I take violent swings with Jeff Mike's baseball bat. Heh, heh. The camera widens out to show my angry strike at a pinata which bursts open with giant dildos and buttplugs! Then all the partygoers/Violators push me to the ground and Gen will be the first to pull my hair and penetrate me as the others pick up speed behind her. Then the BTS cam can catch me with eyeliner running down my face as I down a Trinity water (yellow label, of course) and ask Gen, "How come I'm the one doing all the ATMs over here and you're the one with E Coli?'